I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to modifica it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski successivo to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when te find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life da playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins o Otters with the Cootie virus.
te are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when te find that forty year-old anguria in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)

Taurus (maurice)
te will never find true happiness - what te gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again da your explosive tendicies
Your Amore life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away

Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says te should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of fragola Quik

Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when te wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much più talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts successivo week

Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when te fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, te stupid freak

Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but te know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that albero again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

"That's te horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.

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JediPenguin16 I didn't change some of them becuase they already fit the character .

Penguinangel I'm Mort. :3 Um... real quick, what's Oku-Land? A video game? Well, anyway, wish meh luck, cuz appearantly I'm going to be tied to the back of a bus. Hey, maybe it'll take me to the Central Park Zoo!

rebcam13 I'm Rico! Whooooooooot!

jackandjill2 I'm Skipper! Cool! Except the sign itself doesn't describe him in the least, we're supposed to be super artsy ;) And it's alright that my appendix is supposed to burst... I had that taken out at birth!

musicluv15 I'm....Fred. ...Well this sucks. (Note: If you don't know, I just don't like Fred one bit.)

SPKR689 O_O im....JULIEN!?!?!?!?!?! *throws a fit* IM THE LORD OF DANCE!!?!?!?!?! I DONT DANCE!! -.- tell me this is just for fun cuz mine aint true...except for the stay away from otters part

Spi_Kat_Penguin I'm Marlene!!! Yay!!!!! -Kat

fun123fun @musicluv i know im not so happy with my resluts i got phil and mason

Just61331 I'm... Marlene? I DON'T WANT MY HEAD IMPALED ON A STICK! TT-TT

JediPenguin16 I actualy have no idea what the "signs" stand for for personality wise, and I frankly don't care. So IDK of the difference between a gemini or a leo. XD ... Ya know, I didn't make this so people could say they were "fred" or whatever, I was just matching the lyrics to the characters personalities, but it is kinda funny that know y'all think your gonna have these horrible things happen to you. ;) (ps-Me? I never bother with Horoscopes. In my own opinion, I'd rather not believe a bunch of stars and planets control my destiny by the way they move. But hey, think what ya' want. XD)

JediPenguin16 Oh, and btw- the Okuland reference was to the episode friend in a box. I never heard the name of the game Mort was playing, but I heard the name of the character, so I named it myself.

Icicle1penguin ...Dude, I'm scorpio. (Officer X? INSULT!) Lol, but what you wrote there, I likey. XD

Penguinangel @JediPenguin16: Oh, that's clever. And now that I think of it, I do think that I remember Mort calling the little videogame guy Oku.

SJF_Penguin2 I've heard Weird Al's original before, and this is an interesting adaptation. The one for Private I especially like since I picture him as having only recently begun to drive. The part regarding not "shov[ing] a roll of duct tape up your nose" I could also see modified for Kowalski: "Don't let Rockgut shove a six-pound halibut up your left nostril for letting the Red Squirrel escape." As for horoscopes themselves, I don't believe them. If I happen across them in the newspaper I might take a look just for the fun of it, but they rarely ever relate. Sometimes I think the only two qualifications you need to be a horoscope writer are talent at writing and ownership of a telescope. Whether or not you can even tell the moon from Jupiter is not important.

nikkiecloe im....OFFICER X!!!!!!!!!IM SCORPIUS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ooohh ima sme as icicle :D

PenguinCrazy14 Hahaha!! I'm a Leo!!! That means I'm...Kowalski! Yes!! EPIC WIN!! Plus, I totally would eat some tuna-flavored Jello (cause I love both tuna and Jello) and drink some Strawberry...Quik? What, is that strawberry milk? If so, then I'm totally there. About the photocopying my butt and stapling it to Skipper's face...yeah, probably that too. But I'm not in anyway surprised I got Kowalski. :D

xDark_Angelx I rarely read horoscopes, but a POM one is the exception. However, I regret it. Being a Capricorn, I got Fred. I KNOW I'm smarter than him, at least. Plus, I never trust horoscopes, period. Most would say "someone with a crush on you will make a move" or something along the lines of that. So far, the air is still around me when it comes to guys except for a few of my guy friends. Also, just a random note; trees don't have windows or doors...just a little hole. X]

BirdG Marlene - how mean is that?! Okay, they're all not quite friendly futures.... I'm glad, I'm Julien - that's still a nice fortune...

hanz1192 What?! I got Officer X? That sucks.

fox_tamer_113 ... I'm fred... This sucks... >_< Sure Fred is funny, but... I'm smart! I'm the 2ND smartest person in Geometry and Trigonometry! This horoscope is funny, but I just don't like my result... -_-

egel_0507 I'm Officer X!?! Ughh... The horoscope is kind of okay, but i'm not pretty much of a fan of Officer X.

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posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't te say that te can pull your head off and shoot fuoco out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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Halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are te nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a arcobaleno above te
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
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posted by andresandru

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He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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posted by stlouisfan

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and più private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me più than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

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posted by SkippX101

*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

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posted by penguin014

*0200 hours pinguino HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee te requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact te woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" te wanted to mostra me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, te see when te syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I Lost te at well.
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posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 minuti for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits successivo to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....

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posted by 67Dodge

Indescribable, that's all Marlene could think when she saw what lied beneath Lilly's ribbon, it was so grotesque that Marlene had almost screamed in disgust, but she couldn't, she had to let the team rest. That was a night ago. Now they had to go find Herelde, the woman with the mirrors. When Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico woke up, Marlene was curled up in a fetal position, shaking and sweating. "Marlene, what happened to you?" asked Kowalski. Before Marlene could speak, Lilly started to talk, tightening her ribbon. "She merely had a nightmare, she should be fine," detto Lilly, giving Marlene a...

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posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to negozio for their needs. Julien and his Friends went to the Department Store and supermercato to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

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posted by beastialmoon

Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If te haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His pinguino friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...

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posted by skipperfan5431

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Psycho: Chapter 3

posted by 67Dodge

The successivo morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are te there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard te and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' detto Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank te soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic pane and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave te breads!!'...

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posted by jackandjill2

Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics detto otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
_______________________________________________________

Unbeknownst...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 1: Rejection

posted by jackandjill2

If te know me well, te will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the Gothic classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a Youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, te should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The successivo day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small tavolo so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 1

posted by jackandjill2

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

...

“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic pinguino who seemed to rely on everyone except...

The Unforgiven Trilogy: Act One

posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if te don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all animali at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...

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A secondo chance for Amore (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The successivo after Skipper’s and Marlene’s data that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your data last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, Chapter 2: Monster

posted by beastialmoon

Monster

The secret side of me, I never let te see
I keep it caged but I can't control it

Skipper trained his men. But his mind was elsewhere. Back to the Church. How could he behave like that, in front of his teammates? They needed a leader, and a leader should be strong and caring.
A leader. But this leader was not worthy. He had a past. If he had known how quickly it would catch up, he would not have taken on the task of training these three boys.

So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

The thing he was holding back from them, the ugly sins that kept him...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I detto I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How te doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. secondo anno on the force.
She was...