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posted by Bluepenguin
Kowalski's giorno Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the bacheca with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can te explain to us why te have interrupted our game of Texas Hold 'Em with that deafening blast?
Kowalski: ...Well, I was just working on my new Ultraviolet Cibo Dispenser...
Kowalski pulls out a completely smoldered mechanism, which after a couple secondi cracks and falls to the floor.
Kowalski: Or, in this case, was working on it...
Skipper: I think it would be better if te just took a break from all this science gibberish, maybe te can go out for a walk in the park!
Private: te have been working on that invention for quite some time now, Kowalski!
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright, I'll take a break from the scientific breakthroughs, but only for one day!
Skipper: Fine.
Kowalski leaves the habitat and goes wondering off to the park, searching for rest.

The Park
Kowalski strolls about the almost completely empty park, watching the cirrus clouds swirl and meander in the chilly sky.
Kowalski: I guess I do need a break... most of my inventions have failed to reach completion o even function correctly.
Kowalski decides to sit under a large oak and watch the snowcone stand operate. Fred pops out of the oak from a large gap, carrying multiple acorns. About to leave his hole, Fred accidently drops 5 of the acorns upon the almost asleep penguin.
*Ker-plunk!*
Kowalski: Oww! What was that?
Fred: Oh, sorry fat pigeon!
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon, as a matter of fact, I'm actually a penguin.
Fred: No... te look più like a pigeon. See? te have wings.
Kowalski: Uh.. flippers. And I'm a penguin.
Fred: But how did te switch your wings to flippers in two seconds?
Kowalski: I was born with flippers.
Fred: No, you're a pigeon. Pigeons have wings.
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon!
Fred: Did te say pigeon o gibbon?
Kowalski: Pigeon, and I'm not-
Fred: I wonder if this place has gibbons... I've always wanted to see a gibbon.
Kowalski: *Face-flipper* te know what? Just never mind, I'm leaving now.
Fred watches Kowalski get up and begin to leave.
Fred: Wait, but are te a pigeon o a gibbon?
Kowalski turns around angrily.
Kowalski: I. Am. A. PENGUIN!!!!!!!!

Back at HQ
Skipper just made some fresh coffee, and Private and Rico are fighting over whether to watch the "Lunacorns" o "Destruction Galore" on TV. Kowalski barges in angry and probably not as calm as Skipper expected. Kowalski storms into his lab and shuts the door.
Skipper: ...
Private turns around.
Private: .....I guess your plan didn't work that well, Skipper.
Skipper: ....Meh, oh well. He'll get over it *Sips coffee*
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link (AKA Monique. Since this is her fanfic, she will play the director.)

Excerpt:

The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be diviso, spalato up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start da being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take home...
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Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if te like it!

London Bridge 

Penguin bridge is blow-ing up! 
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up! 
Penguin bridge is blow-ing up! 
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!


Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb. 
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an Arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!


Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and...
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posted by ImAnEasel
Author's note: This fanfiction is kind of a attraversare, croce between The Penguins Of Madagascar and Avatar: The Last Airbender, though, to be honest, the only ATLA in it is quite a bit of element bending. No ATLA characters, o settings. Just the idea of element bending. The rest is TPOM and my own imagination. Oh and, da the way, I'm so sorry for being a rubbish fanfiction writer and never ever finishing my other fanfictions. I hope I'll finish this one, because I have the ending planned out in my head, unlike most of my other ffs... Anyway, enjoy! Oh wait, one più thing: Squeak and Chloe are my OCs....
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Private screamed as the rock zoomed towards him.
There was a loud explosion right behind the huge man's feet. Private and Kowalski flew over the rock and onto the hard, damp ground from the force of the explosion.
The huge man had been blown up.
Kowalski grimaced as bit's of charred flesh and splinters of bone rained down on him. He looked up to see who had blown up the man.
Rico was coming out of the trees.
Kowalski yelled in joy and was running over to him when he heard Private scream again. He turned to see Hans standing over Private, about to stab a coltello into his throat.
Kowalski bent...
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Ivy's point of view:

"Hey, Lame-o," Alice said. "Get out of there. The zoo isn't even open yet."
Kowalski turned around and saw her. She laid a plank of wood down and told Kowalski to attraversare, croce it. He obeyed, then Alice led him to the entrance/exit. The device (that's what I call it) was laying on the ground.
"No, Kowalski!" Skipper cried. 
He got out of our cerchio and almost stepped on the device. 
"Wait!" Private cried, at the same time Skipper almost stepped on it.
Skipper just looked at Private, and continued. Private tackled him, to prevent him from becoming human.
"What are te doing?" Skipper...
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On Doris' Madagascar Wiki page, it says that she will be voiced da Calista Flockhart! So far, we also know that there MIGHT (it is not confirmed, but people think it's possible) be a Amore trianlge between Dr. Blowhole, Doris, and Kowalski. We also know that from the "Penguin Who Loved Me" poster that she might not have a Segway.
Also on the wiki, it says that it will be the last Dr. Blowhole special(however, I haven't found that anywhere else, and Wikia's can be modified da anyone, so this may not be true.) If te guys know anything else, plz tell me and/or post/comment!
Katherine paused and closed her eyes to stop the tears.
“Your grandparents were special persons...” she said. Skipper put his flipper on her shoulder.
“Katherine, they died for save te all, they’re the heroes” he said. Katherine opened eyes and smiled.
“Ok, I woke up on the successivo day...”

Flashback

Katherine opened her eyes, she was laying on a letto in an old ship. There was a little dark, she turned to Karen who was sitting on a chair. She wasn’t sad, now, she was angry at Blowhole.
“Where are we?”
“We’ll be soon in China” Karen said.
“China?”
“It’s a... nevermind,...
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posted by Kowalskyman1
 kowalski and marline were in Amore
kowalski and marline were in love
in the pinguino habitat, Skipper is trying to enjoy` his moring cuppa pesce joe, but every time he trys for a sip, a horrible wail makes him jump, followed da a series of bangs "agh, rico, private, take care of kowalski, im trying to drink my joe here!!" he moans, and as they open the door to kowalskis lab, they see kowalski da his mixing tavolo sobbing, trying to perfect a chemical, but his tears keep dripping into his chemicals and causing an explosions, and he has to try again, rico, thinking its an explosives party, vomits out a stick of dynamite, but before he can throw it, private shakes...
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tavolo of Contents:
1. The New Cadet (Drama, Action, Friendship)
2. The End (Suspense, Horror, Drama, Action, Thriller)
3. The triangolo (Suspense, Science Fiction, Action, Thriller, Survival)
4. Skipper 2 (Horror)
5. Argh! (Friendship, Adventure)
6. home (Friendship, Drama, Survival)
7. Transformed Book One: Scattered (Humanized, Science Fiction)
8. Transormed Book Two: Changing (Humanized, Science Fiction, Friendship)
9. Transformed Book Three: Difficulties (Humanized, Drama, Science Fiction)
10. Transformed The Final Book (Humanized, Science Fiction, Drama)
The New Cadet:
The penguins are in for an event,...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
Skipper stood silently at the edge of the overhang that eventually lead to the pool. The wind was strong, like rocks being thrown at you. Wind being so strong, Skipper still stood there, staring into space.

Kowalski rose from the HQ, giving Skipper a curious look.

"Skipper, what are te doing?"

No answer.

"Skipper? Hello? te there?" Kowalski asked again.

Still no answer.

"I wonder what's up with him." Kowalski thought.
Kowalski presented Skipper to the others.

"Is Skippah OK?" Private asked with a worried look.

"Not sure what it is, but he's been standing there all morning, just staring into the atmosphere."...
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Dear Readers,
If te expected this to be another chapter of Crossroads, I am sorry to say that this is not what te expected. The song 'Shadows of the Past' is a song I wrote that has a whole lot to do with the Crossroads story. If you're sick of Musica and tired of trying to imagine what the tune may be, I'm not asking te to do anything te don't want to. If you're in the mood, then da sweet dandy caramelle I'd say sit back and enjoy it! X3

--
I was a kid with bigger plans and bigger slips than the successivo guy.
I had some Friends who'd trip te up, then make for the sky.
Every kid has a time when they...
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With a certain picture being shown on here for a third time--technically, only part of a picture (with Doris the delfino and Kowalski) as one, but nonetheless, it was still part of the picture, so this counts for that as well--I think this needs to be cleared up for EVERYONE on this site. If te know this, great. If te don't, here it is simply. The picture for the (possibly) mostra finale "The pinguino Who Loved Me" as shown on Bob Schooley's twitter is for Twitter and twitter only! Bob Schooley made it clear that he only wanted it kept on that site and for it not to be anywhere else online....
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The penguins finally made it to JFK International. As they suspected, the power was out. It wasn't hard to sneak through the airport with the civilians distracted with panic, crying children, and others who were demanding their money back for the plane tickets that they obviously couldn't use anymore. Once they made it to the shoreline, Skipper gave the orders. "Okay men! We go in two man teams! Kowalski! te and Rico scope out the-" Chink! "What was that?" Kowalski's eyes widened. "Skipper! Behind yo-"

It was too late. The small object that had fallen behind Skipper erupted, a white gas released...
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A secondo later, he is out of my flippers in a dash. I glance down to my feet. He's gone. Fear bubbles inside my body, but soon ceases as I hear a jolly giggle.
"Wh-" I stare down to my left, bending over. Another cackle cuts off my sentence. Hiding behind my right leg, Private grins from earhole to earhole.
"I wonder where Private went. Hmmmm. Is he over … here?!" I play along, and quickly turn my head. He's not there.
"Huh?" I ponder, but once again his laughter makes me smile. I just know he's behind the other one.
I take a step inoltrare, avanti and turn around, catching him off guard. I swing down,...
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Don't worry...there's a translation.
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(Malaysian Version)

Apa palang pintu ialah?

Oleh haiwan Tengah taman Zoo (kecuali untuk pinguino dan lemur)

Apakah raket?
Apakah derapan?
Kami berada di bawah seranganIa adalah satu perkara hidup atau mati

Saya adalah impian kacang dalam tidur nyenyak
Saya mendengar apa yang saya percaya menjadi jeritan
Bahawa bukan saya yang Bada
Hei yo saya adalah adil, Terkejut!

Tetapi apakah cahaya ini
Di tengah-tengah malam
Anda mempunyai di sisi andaIa belakang saya
Apa palang pintu ialah?
Apa palang pintu ialah?

Check out bahawa Mook di langit malam berbintang
Berikan saya saat untuk...
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posted by Skiparah
I slowed my pace, but I could hear wing-beats and heavy footsteps behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Hans was hot on my trail, anger and hatred burning in his eyes. Further behind him were at least two-dozen guards. I couldn't stop here. I sped up, kicking the pavement behind me with my feet. I ducked underneath a vehicle as it sped by. I swear it just about made me have an early molt. I focussed ahead, forgetting the truck. A lady's high-heeled feet stood in my way. I braced myself, shooting like a blackand white bullet right between her legs. The woman shrieked like a headless chicken...
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posted by mostar1219
A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the pinguino habitat. In the pinguino HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was più frightened than usual.
"Are te sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the bacheca from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...
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"Gin." Private detto as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are te so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by NintendoPenguin
(Marlene's POV)

I sat in a corner in my habitat, tears pouring down my face. I was just too depressed to do anything right now. Not even the penguins could cheer me up.

I choked out a sob. No one ever liked me. No one would ever fall for me, no one had, o ever would even baciare me.

I would always be alone... even in death...

"Marlene?" I heard a voice say.

I looked up and saw Kowalski, the brains of the penguins at the entrance of my habitat. I quickly wiped my tears, and took a breath.

"Hey Kowalski." I said.

"Are te okay, Marlene?" He asked, his voice full of concern. "I was walking by, and I heard...
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Another conversation with dumb Kowalski 

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get te smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 minuti later…

Private: No, I detto watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon? 

Private: I detto WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A anguria is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained da smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski:...
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