I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: You've NEVER done it?- Part 1

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posted by skipperfan5431

It's a bright and sunny giorno at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We sposta in fast and we sposta in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team saluted to mostra they knew the plan. "Great! Let's sposta out!" On Skipper's command, they pounced into the habitat and struck their battle poses. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Cried the unsuspecting penguins. " PRIVATE! SHEILD YOUR EYES!" Skipper yelled as Lilly put her flipper over the little guy's face. The charmeleons weren't in trouble, they were----were---mating!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if te need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few secondi of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two calzino puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN ora LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. te have nothing to worry about." Lilly detto as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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successivo MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are te okay soldier? te don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have te eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have te eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do te want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he detto HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about te Lilly? Have te done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. te are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if te MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about te Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper detto sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He detto playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper detto to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!

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My New home

posted by Private1sCut3

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had dato me detto I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround da water: the pinguino habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

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Hidden: (12) One Shot, One Chance, One Life

posted by peacebaby7

When they awoke, the rain was pouring harder than ever. Thunder cracked and lightning struck. Raindrops smacked into the mud and splashed three to four inches back into the air before landing once again on the ground. Whatever it was that knocked them out was effective; awakening was a challenge.

When they were fully awake, they were confused. Why were they still alive? Why hadn't the dog eaten them yet?

They were also alone. Though they were bound tightly to each other, restraining any upper body movement.

"What in the name of Justin Bieber's baby is going on here?" Skipper exclaimed taking in...

Getting Into Character

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start Scrivere it in December 2012. I would have liked to pubblica it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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GoodBye Private Chapter 5: Confessions And An Attempted Rescue

posted by legendary7

Kowalski and the others rushed out of the H.Q. When they reached the zoo's exit. They stopped immediately. "Marlene, te can't go any farther." Kowalski sighed. "Okay, but tell Skipper…" Marlene stopped.
"Wha?" Rico asked.
"Nevermind, good luck!" Marlene said.
Kowalski nodded and led the others on. "Are we there yet?" Julien groaned. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE"RE THERE!" Kowalski shouted frustratedly.
Mort scurried behind King Julien's feet in hiding. "Wow," Rico detto stunned.
Kowalski realized that snapping at Julien won't solve anything. Lowering his head into his flippers, he signed. Rico patted...

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Our Story, part three

posted by queenpalm

And te thought I gave up on this story.
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RICO

Once Rico had found his way onto the boat, he knew he had to hide from the human. He remembered his mother's advice, "When hiding from predators do something they can't do."
Since humans can seem to do anything, this seemed impossible. But, Rico had come this far, he wasn't turning back. He thought really hard, then he remembered, humans can't fly!
Penguins couldn't fly, either. Was there even a chance? Rico thought of più of his mothers advice, "Humans see the world less detailed, so hide in complicated...

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The pinguino Avengers- Earths mightiest flightless super-heros

posted by SkippX101

It was a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo, it was just after sunrise. Most animali were still asleep, until there was a colossel KOBOOM!

Kowalski stumbled out from the lab, his feathers stuck out from all sides, covered in black flakes. He was holding onto a raggio, ray gun

S: Morning Kowalski
K: *cough* Morning Skipper
S: What exploded this time
K: My super-atonicanator, it is suppose to give us all super-powers! Based on my reserch... It is suppose to give us the powers based on our personalities!

Skipper gave Kowalski a blank expression, he slowely put down his coffe mug and sighed. Private yawned...

I am in the PoM World. Chapter 1

posted by CuteCuddly

So, I decided to insert myself in a fanfic. Yay. Hope te enjoy:

I rub my eyes. Was I dreaming? The last thing I remember was...well...having writers block over a fan fiction story on my laptop. Now I was somewhere else. Not my room. I knew I was in the USA. When I found out, that's when I knew, things had gotten weird. I don't even LIVE in the US! I'm halfway across the world! Of course, normal days ARE weird, but this is weirder than weird...

I wander around a while, trying to figure out where on earth I am. That's when I notice the zoo. Maybe someone there can tell me.

I enter the zoo ad talk...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 2

posted by legendary7

The penguins headed to the H.Q. Private seemed aroused.

"Oh, boy! I can't wait to meet the new otter! I bet Marlene feels the same! They'll make a perfect couple!" Private exclaimed.

"Private, be quiet!" Skipper snarled.

That night, Skipper couldn't fall asleep. He tossed and turned, there simply was too much on his mind. He closed his eyes and began to count fish. It was only a matter of time before he fell asleep.

The hatch opened slowly, causing the light of the moon to stream in the room. A broad figure tip-toed in. The mysterious guest grabbed the handle of Kowalski's lab's door. It...

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The Private Who Cried lupo Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

That night Private laid awake in his letto listening to the sorrowful howls of the lone wolf. Private was going to tell Skipper about the cerca for a cure.

Skipper woke up in the morning with a queasy sense in his stomach. Everything looked hazy as it did the giorno before. He had mixed emoctions of the way he treated his men the other day. He might never see them again. Skipper trudged to the pond. When he got there he was startled da his own reflection. From head to toe he was covered in mud and scratches, probably from the fercious quarrel. There was nothing he remembered after his Friends left....

Up to te

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: Among the many ideas I've had running through my head over the years is this short Skipper and Marlene piece that takes place after the end of the "Huffin and Puffin" episode. I would like to thank those who wished for me to write the 1,000th Penguins of Madagascar articolo here.

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As the penguins slept several hours after they had sent Hans to live out his life in the cesspool of Hoboken, Skipper suddenly awoke. "My gut tells me something is not quite right," he thought to himself. "But what?"

Skipper climbed out of his bunk and glanced up...

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The Forming of Skipper's Team (SNEAK PEEK!)

posted by KowalSkip9

Chapter One: A New Friend for Private

A young pinguino was creeping along in the shadows, breathing heavily, trying to stay hidden. He looked around the corner only to see nothing. He tobogganed to the successivo wall. Almost there, the pinguino thought. He froze in his tracks when he heard footsteps, quickly pressing himself against the cold concrete wall, hoping that the person wouldn't see him. Unfortunately, luck wasn't with him, and a pinguino saw him.
"Hey, guys! Look!" the pinguino yelled, pulling the frightened bird from the shadows. "I found him!"
A group of penguins formed around the two,...

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BREAKING NEWS! (The Penguins of Madagascar wins 6 Emmys)

posted by bennyboy31

Today was a beautiful giorno at Central Park Zoo. The Penguins were relaxing in the sun when Marlene and the Lemurs showed up.

"Hey Guys, Guess What?" detto Marlene.

"Marlene, te know the sun would'nt hurt us at all." Skipper said.

"OK? But, Guess What? Yesterday, We were watching the Daytime Emmy Awards. te know that we had 8 nominations right?" detto King Julian

"Yeah, I remember they announced the nominations last month." detto Kowalski.

One mese Ago

"The Penguins of Madagascar is nominated for 8 Daytime Emmys." detto the announcer.

"Awesome, I hope win win alot." detto Kowalski.

"Yeah, Yeah" detto Rico....

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Week of New Penguins Starts This Monday At 6pm East/5pm Centrral/4pm Mountan Time/ 3pm West!

posted by RustyandJuneP

All Right, I was Wacthing Spongebob then It showed This Announcement On The Bottom That Said

"A Week Of Brand New Penguins! Starts This Monday On Nick!"

So It's Gonna Be Awesome!!!

The One On Monday Is About Julien Moving To The Petting Zoo So The Penguins Gotta Break Them Out!!!

There Are Like 8 o Nine Other Episodes To Be Shown So Don't Forget To Watch Them On Nickelodeon

Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick! Nickelodeon!!!!!

"Because It Is The Pepole's Money!"
-Ryan Styles

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The Penguins Of Madagascar Up for 8 Daytimes Emmys

posted by PenguinStyle

Nickelodeon's "Penguins of Madagascar" has received eight nominations for the 38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Children's Animated Program.

Rounding out the nominations for the Outstanding Children's Animated Program category are four other shows: Nickelodeon's The Backyardigans and PBS series Curious George, Dinosaur Train and Sid the Science Kid.

Nominees were announced Wednesday da the National Academy of Televisione Arts & Sciences.

The announcement included four winners in the category of Individual Achievement in animazione chosen da a juried panel...

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Kowalski, Private, And The Dancing Dilemma

posted by Bluepenguin

Kowalski: Ok... right step, then left... then right again... *Starts humming*

Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a salsa beat.

Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!

Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD

Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a più classical piece.

He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again....

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The Goo changer (Part 1)

posted by have64

Epilogue

Place: Somewhere hidden in the zoo.
Time:11:25 am

Have:Hey Rico, te needed me?

Rico: ehy sjadgldyusdascsdk.(Hey Have I dare te to dive in this goo, i think it is.)

Have:...No.

Rico: ucfaucfdsahvfihsdiu.(I'll give te $10.)

Have:OK. :D
(Have dives in goo.)
Have: give me my $10

(Rico regurgitate $10)

Part1
Place:Central Park Zoo(Penguin habitat)
Time:11:30
Have:Hey Kowalski.

(Kowalski turns around)
Kowalski:what is that on you?

Have:I don't know but someone dared me to dive into a pool of goo for $10 and I wanted to know if it's radioactive o not.

(Kowalski scan Have's body and poke the remaining goo with a stick)
Kowalski:Oh Man!

(Kowalski leaded Have to the Lab)

Private:What's wrong with Have?

Kowalski:Someone dared Have to dive into strange goo..That..I..can't figure out...

Skipper: Who would do such a thing?!

(Rico Looked guilty)

Kowalski:Anyway we should go on the day.

(End of part one part two coming soon.)

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Courage and a cup of coffee (3)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Icicle's Log.
1300 hrs.

We have a small problem. Skipper got back on duty, and ya know what? He couldn't even keep up with his team! HE COULD'NT EVEN KEEP UP WITH ME! Wow, since when did I run faster then Skipper?

In training today, when they battle each other like they usually do, EVERYONE BEAT HIM! Even Kowalski! I didn't want to send Catherine in...I'm afraid of the results. O_O

Kowalski thinks he just need più rest. Most of us agrees, but Hannah say he's out of training. I mean, getting hit in the noggen and loosing all feeling in the legs for 2 months. I don't blame her!

Catherine thinks...

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the lontra woman:the way I want it.part 1

posted by anna447

as midnight drawed near.3 baboons were ready to put a spell on marlene's pool.
dela:ok gals ready.
jane:ready.
dela:ok pool of water hear my plee turn into bleach for te and me and now hear this.your powers will fade with true loves kiss."
the water turns to bleach and the trio leave.when morning hits.
marlene:well it a perfet giorno I think I'll take a dip in my pool.
marlene swems for a while and gets out but is bleached da the pool's spell.
meanwhile.
skipper:ok kowalski do te have a three?
kowalski:yes privete do te have a....
but before kowalski compleats his quiz julion comes in.
skipper:RINGTIAL...

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Ester: Part 5

posted by Bluepenguin

Arrogance in step, Kowalski enters the zoo after leaving Ester at the park. His "bad boy levels" are increasing, and thoughts of destruction and mad stunts entertain Kowalski's mind.

Kowalski's Thoughts: Maybe I should go "redecorate" the lemure habitat, mostra 'em whose king in this zoo.

At The HQ:
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!! Hurry up!!!
Private: I can't find anything, Skippa!!!

Private scatters Kowalski's equipment everywhere, trying to find something labeled with a drawing of the antidote.

Private's Thoughts: What if I can't find anything to fix Kowalski? Oh dear!

Private trips on something lying on the...

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Ester: Part 4

posted by Bluepenguin

Writen By: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Ester: Soooo... what do te want to do today, sweety?
Rico: o_o

Ester scoots closer to Rico on the park bench with the most overly-fangirled face.

Ester: I know! We can go watch a romantic movie in the Zoovenier shop! How about, "Animal Romance"?
Rico: O_O
Rico's Thoughts: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Ester: Hmm, you're right. Maybe we'll go see it later. I'll get some snow cones, while te stay here!

Ester leaves the bench and Rico tries hysterically to escape, but his new "E + R" T-shirt is caught on one of the loose nails of the bench....