Megan

If te have any I forgot, just let me know in commenti and I'll add it. :)

1. te rattle off random Citazioni throughout the day.
2. te know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. te laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And te get that.)
4. te know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. te hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your preferito animals.
7. te think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be mostrare signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat diviso, spalato for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to modifica it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski successivo to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when te find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life da playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins o Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when te find that forty year-old anguria in your colon. (phil)...

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The pinguino brainiac, some will say. And sense te are Leggere this, the cause must be either te want to learn how to do things più sciency, o te are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing te can find to read.
Either way, te are Leggere it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If te want to be smart, te have to make it seem like te are. One of the things I do is talk...