The Penguins (Again)

Kowalski had just made it to Coney Island. He was now standing right outside Blowhole and Doris's stage. He couldn't help but think:

Should I really be doing this? What if it doesn't work? What if she chooses Blowhole? What if I'm making the biggest mistake of my life?......

What he heard successivo made his mind up for him. They were laughing and splashing around. Kowalski hopped up onto the bacheca surrounding the stage and Doris and Blowhole looked up at him. Doris sighed. "What are te doing here Kowalski?" Blowhole had a look on his face...a look of recognition... "Don't I know you?" Kowalski didn't...

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope te enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy te really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now home to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do te see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And te can be my friend! Oh! And te can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemure habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes te look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the pinguino HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this casco will guarantee te to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now te can dance with your data the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly casco to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...

It was a normal evening in the pinguino HQ. Kowalski, Rico, and Skipper were playing cards, David's designing a new racecar via sketch, I'm listening to music, and Mastique and Jessica are practicing combat training.
Mastique: Don't forget to pleay, Jessica.
Jessica: Don't worry, Mom.
S: Got any Eights?
R: Awww! (hands cards over)
K: Go fish. (there's some Musica coming from topside)
Me: What? (takes off ear bud) Is that a piano?
K: The sound of a piano, yes.
Me: I know that. Sounds like a familiar song and it's coming from topside.
S: Well, we should check it out. For all we know, it could be a bomb...

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, o King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 3 – One Fight. One Skipper

    Marlene and Kitka brought out their wings and hands (paws) respectively as they charged one another. The two came together in the center of the penguins’ habitat, as Kitka’s wings wrapped around Marlene. The two females began to aggressively push and shove each other as they continually growled at each other. “You’re going to pay, Kitka, for even trying to go after my Skipper!” Marlene snarled. In the meanwhile, Kitka was somewhat gaining the advantage over Marlene, pushing her a few feet backwards....

Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are te okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled da the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked più like a funeral in my old home, the lontra habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden gabbia, cassa had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are te sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was Leggere a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality mostra on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat te all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...

Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are te OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are te sure te want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have te ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of detto o Done.
And everyday I see te on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now te know I’m gonna be...

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the amaro cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do te know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animali A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," detto Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animali whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animali whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the successivo chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:
link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...

This is my first fan fiction ever! So it might be good o it might be bad.


Kowalski: Okay people, everyone out!

Skipper: Whoa, Kowalski. Before te can start kicking people out their house's te have to have reason.

Kowalski: Actually, it's a good thing te asked because I'm going to start working on a highly radio-active experimant.

Skipper: That's a good reason. But wait; what about Private, he's still inside.

Kowalski: Don't te remember. Private stayed up all last night watching a Lunicorn marathon. So he'll probably just be asleep through the whole thing.

Skipper: Well that makes sense. Rico,...