(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful giorno at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a nube, nuvola burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t te see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a nube, nuvola in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can te do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves o I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the nube, nuvola block...
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