Kowalski Driving

Ok, here I post the first Citazioni I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from strada, via Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another pinguino meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper:...

It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do te turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One da one, each pinguino demonstrated their Fighting...

This is the secondo part of my first fan fiction series so I hope te like it.

Private: What do te mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that te have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

----Meanwhile-----

Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh ciao Kowalski; te done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell te something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way...

The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski detto looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little pinguino opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are te alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...