Oh the Irony...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, te probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM o Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written da Judith Viorst. te should read it. te know, if te like picture libri made for Kindergarteners.


I went to letto with pesce in my mouth, but now there’s pesce in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my arachide, arachidi Butter...

    [Three figures sposta along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are te sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
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