te don't have a family and we're all going to die

"it's complete!!!" kowalski shouted as he completed his incredible and new invention: super personality swap

"excelent kowalski, but, what does that excactly does?" skipper asked curiously

"it's a potion that depending on your deepest secrets it changes your personality!"

"I wanna see it!" private shouted running at kowalski, but they crashed and the potion went through the celing

"private, don't rush at nobody like tha-" but before skipper could finish his sentence the liquid splashed in the angry penguin, who fell through an open hole of the swewer, he fell in the water and started to go away...

The Central Park Zoo is a-buzz with commotion today. Theres word that a new arrival is coming in about twenty minutes, so Alice and the other zoo-workers are getting everything prepared. " Do te know what type of animal it is?" Lilly asked, as she had the hope of it being a lion. She missed Alex! They were dance buddies back in the day. * bet te didn't know that huh?* Skipper looked at Kowalski, who just shook his head. Then he turned back to Lilly and replied. " Negatory. We have no intell what so everon the new arrival." Lilly frowned and turned back twoards the humans. Then, it came. The...

PoM fanfic da Eppogirl

Title: Shoe!

Description: Apparently, Mort gets stuck in a shoe after Julien gets some.

Peeps, this is my first fanfiction, so HELP ME if te see anything confusing and whatnot. I'm trying to become a better writer here. Now. ONTO THE STORY!

King Julien was looking down at his feet. It needed something. Something –

"Maurice!" King Julien yelled, "I need a new pair of shoes!" He looked up from his feet.

"Uh, King Julien, te don't wear shoes," Maurice explained.

"I know, but it is the new fashion, and it will keep my feets cozy, duh." He then pointed at Mort, who was inching...

A one-shot fanficiton based on a picture I drew. Weird and humorous. Please review!

It was nighttime, probably around eight o'clock, as three penguins gathered around a tavolo inside their habitat at the Central Park Zoo. On the table, there was spread out a board game, Monopoly. The penguins appeared to be playing it, rolling the dice, moving the pawns, and using the money. The weird thing was that they didn't have a banker. Instead, one of the penguins would upchuck the money that they needed. This penguin's name was Rico, a crazy psychopath, with a noticeable scar running down his face....