Classified Holmes

added by SJF_Penguin2

Somebody had to do it. Technically, however, Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock prefers nicotine patches and the occasional cigarette to the classic pipe and loathes the deerstalker, but this was still fun to make.

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I Pinguini di Madagascar

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Sassl, 27Kowalski and 1 other like this

peacebaby7 LOL, nice job. They should totally have made a spoof like this. Have Classified say "It's elementary, my dear Watson," just once. Once. XD

SJF_Penguin2 @PB7: Interestingly, Sherlock Holmes never said that exact quote in any of the Arthur Conan Doyle stories. It would still be a funny line to have in the movie though. (Or, to be truer to the BBC version, maybe something like, "I’m not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.")

peacebaby7 @SJF: Hm, really? I never knew that. I'll have to look up who came up with that line, then. And I would [i]love[/i] for him to say that. I did know about that line. XD Edit: Ah, I see. Apparently the closest Holmes comes to saying that quote in Doyle's work is just "Elementary," in [i]The Crooked Man[/i]. It was said in the 1929 film "The Return of Sherlock Holmes," where he became famous for that quote. Of course, you probably knew that. I just found it interesting. X3

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Love's conspiracy (page 5)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 6: JUST NUTS

If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Fred the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from albero to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself,...

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butterscotch Lolly Trees

posted by EppofangirlXD

butterscotch Lolly Trees da KukipyeXP and EppogirlXD

“The butterscotch lolly trees are just over there,” Becky slung an arm over Private’s shoulder and pointed in one direction with her other paw.

“Yay!!” Private clapped his flippers together.

Stacy came alongside them. “Just through that little forest,” She told him.

“Really?” Private raced off on the bright green erba and disappeared into a grove of trees of Central Park, in hopes that he would find the ‘butterscotch lolly trees.’

Becky and Stacy stood where they were, wondering if they should follow Private.

“Do you...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this fan fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better successivo time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is più of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably più realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank te for Leggere There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The successivo few minuti were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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Dating rules of POM

posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: più PAROLE!

3.) If te think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: Amore ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T te Amore ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long Scrivere project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am Scrivere one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every giorno from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I pubblica a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If te enjoy these stories and would like to read più of them, please follow this link link. te can also read the full lista of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont te ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper recitazione like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see te later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were te the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so te where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The pinguino West da pinguino Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope te like it:)
The pinguino West da pinguino Girl
It was a usual giorno for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU sterna TO THE successivo PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat successivo to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening più and più as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...

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Android Skipper and Skipper

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: The Hoboken Surprise

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Angry Birds.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Operation: Break-Speare

penguins meet friendship

posted by midnightangel88

rarity: well darling whats your name (levitates a cup of tea)
private: my names private i'm british from the Londra zoo
applejack: well nice to meet te private my name's applejack
twilight: my names princess twilight sparkle
rarity: i am rarity (sips tea)
rainbow dash: i'm arcobaleno dash (fly's fast towards him)
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
rainbow: (stops) oh sorry i guess te don't like scary things
private: (nods) what about the yellow pony over there
fluttershy: i am fluttershy
private: (sighs) i miss skippah
rainbow: i am pretty sure they will find te
private: thanks for...

a beutiful melody chapter 2

posted by midnightangel88

private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet te skippah
skippah: nice to meet te too
melody: ciao private wanna go get something special te deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of arachide, arachidi burro winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats arachide, arachidi burro winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 16: Nothing to be Afraid of

posted by peacebaby7

“Nothing to be Afraid of”
November 1, 2014

“Come on, Skipper!” Marlene urged, pulling him toward the Halloween Haunted House in Central Park. “It’ll be awesome!”

“It’ll be pointless! Haunted Houses are so overrated!” Skipper detto as he tried to resist Marlene pulling on his flipper.

Marlene stopped and turned toward him. “What, are te afraid?” she challenged.

“No, I just don’t want to waste my time wandering through a supposedly ‘scary’ house,” Skipper answered.

“Come on, I’ve been anticipating this ever since they started advertising it. I’ve never been in...

Give me your dark beany secrets.

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Operation: Skilene- Chapter 14: Good Game

posted by peacebaby7

“Good Game”
July 30, 2014

    “I believe that’s checkmate, Marlene,” Skipper announced, moving his piece to trap her king.

    Marlene pursed her lips and threw a bishop at him. “Come on, that was the third time in a row,” she protested.

    Skipper laughed. “Hey, don’t hate the player, here!”

    Marlene laughed and threw a knight at him. “I don’t hate you, it just makes me feel better,” she corrected.

    “Well,” Skipper replied with a smile, “two can play at that...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 30: Are te Challenging Me? 02.15.16

posted by peacebaby7

Are te Challenging Me? 02.15.16

Note: This shot is dedicated to link and his little brother, who requested it from me. I hope te like it and that I didn’t disappoint you.

— § —

Tense.

That was the only way to describe the atmosphere in the HQ. They’d recently returned from a mission to thwart Hans’ latest scheme, which hadn’t gone as planned.

“Skipper,” Kowalski called as Skipper violently prepared his letto for the night. Kowalski rolled his eyes. “You’re being ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous?” Skipper snapped, turning to face him. “I’m not the one being ridiculous. I had...

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PoM

added by Skipperpingu

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the most wisest words i have heard in my entire life

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A Hero's Tale; Scene III, part 2

posted by queenpalm

Blowhole disliked taking the eyepatch off...

Okay, here come the antagonists! Please review! :)

That very same day, at that very same time, there where four penguins and a delfino who had just swum away from the explosion.

The location. The location was hard to name. It was a superiore, in alto secret loading dock, and from what I can tell you, it's in New Jersey. As you, the reader, is familiar with it, it is that place in 'The pinguino Who Loved Me'. And, it was also a few secondo before it had ended.

"Skipper, do te suppose we've finally seen the last of Doctor Blowhole?" Private asked, as the penguins slowly waddled away from the dock.

"What a delightfully...