Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a lattuga but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lattuga but is not a lattuga and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
Whats green and looks like a lattuga but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lattuga but is not a lattuga and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
Everyone strives to be beautiful. But, honestly, what is beautiful? Beautiful used to be someone who was loving, who was caring and had a beautiful heart. Someone who told the truth but never hurt others. Someone who never got caught up in gossip o drama. Someone who, no matter what was happening in their life, was always there for someone else who had it worse. Now, beauty has big boobs, is stick-thin and wears 5 lbs. of make up. Now, beautiful is someone who has name-brand clothes, the best phone and tons of friends. Beautiful is a 'perfect' body. Beautiful is photo-shopped long lashes and clear skin. Now, beauty doesn't matter what's on the inside. I wish we could all go back to when beautiful was our moms sitting on the divano with us in pajamas, no make up, when we were five. I miss those days. This is a sick, messed up world. And I can't stand it.
Bottled up inside
Are the words I never said‚
The feelings that I hide‚
The lines te never read.
te can see it in my eyes‚
Read it on my face:
Trapped inside are lies
Of the past I can't replace.
With memories that linger-
Won't seem to go away.
Why can't I be happier?
Today's a brand-new day.
Yesterdays are over‚
Even though the hurting's not.
Nothing lasts forever‚
I must cherish what I've got.
Don't take my Amore for granted‚
For soon it will be gone-
All te ever wanted
Of the Amore te thought you'd won.
The hurt I'm feeling now
Won't disappear overnight‚
But someway‚ somehow‚
Everything will turn out all right‚
No più wishing for the past.
It wasn't meant to be.
It didn't seem to last‚
So I have to set him free.
This is not mine‚ it was written da Melissa Collette
Are the words I never said‚
The feelings that I hide‚
The lines te never read.
te can see it in my eyes‚
Read it on my face:
Trapped inside are lies
Of the past I can't replace.
With memories that linger-
Won't seem to go away.
Why can't I be happier?
Today's a brand-new day.
Yesterdays are over‚
Even though the hurting's not.
Nothing lasts forever‚
I must cherish what I've got.
Don't take my Amore for granted‚
For soon it will be gone-
All te ever wanted
Of the Amore te thought you'd won.
The hurt I'm feeling now
Won't disappear overnight‚
But someway‚ somehow‚
Everything will turn out all right‚
No più wishing for the past.
It wasn't meant to be.
It didn't seem to last‚
So I have to set him free.
This is not mine‚ it was written da Melissa Collette
I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts o commenti on a computer.
Then I saw it. It detto I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If te would like your account saved I highly recommend te keep it logged on somewhere. If te can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
So I went to use fanpop on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to forum posts o commenti on a computer.
Then I saw it. It detto I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use fanpop because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If te would like your account saved I highly recommend te keep it logged on somewhere. If te can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
