Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a lattuga but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lattuga but is not a lattuga and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
Whats green and looks like a lattuga but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lattuga but is not a lattuga and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank te for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can te tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick te up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take te to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank te for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can te tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick te up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take te to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
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and he said
what do te want from me
and i said
a
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A banana
please write a quote because i worked so hard
and i Amore this
and
i wish it could be a great seller
so
WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!
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BANANA!
I
LOVE
banana
WE
LOVE
banana
but the banana died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away
so goodbye banana
how random was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE
i also write stuff on lady gaga
goodbye
yo
and he detto
what
so i said
yo
and he detto
what
so i detto
yo
and he said
what
so i detto
yo
and he detto
what
so i detto
yo
and he said
what do te want from me
and i said
a
ba
na
an
a
A banana
please write a quote because i worked so hard
and i Amore this
and
i wish it could be a great seller
so
WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
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:)
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:)
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BANANA!
I
LOVE
banana
WE
LOVE
banana
but the banana died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away
so goodbye banana
how random was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE
i also write stuff on lady gaga
goodbye
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my cuore
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to te in form of desire
te float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
te jump about
cos te cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make te fly
the Angel will make te cry
the Angel will make te feel how others feel
so te can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
whispers into my cuore
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to te in form of desire
te float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
te jump about
cos te cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make te fly
the Angel will make te cry
the Angel will make te feel how others feel
so te can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost