DEMENTED POEMS
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when te say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. te look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and te never get tired of being with us.
4. I Amore te and only you.-Well, te guys get the picture.
5. I will be with te forever.
6. te have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. te shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for te to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. te look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and te never get tired of being with us.
4. I Amore te and only you.-Well, te guys get the picture.
5. I will be with te forever.
6. te have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. te shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for te to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when te want to get kicked out of the DMV. da Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy successivo to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over da a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people successivo to te look at te funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down successivo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your preferito mostra the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostra number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy successivo to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over da a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people successivo to te look at te funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down successivo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your preferito mostra the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostra number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.