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rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits

rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter

rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down

rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin te see
My heart
Through this laughter te feel
My pain
Even through this mask te see
My face
For te are the only one who really knows just who I am

And te cerca me
And te know all the secrets of my heart
And te cerca me
Revealing the mysteries of who te are
te cerca me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When te are the only one who really knows just who I am

And te cerca me
And te know all the secrets of my heart
And te cerca me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give più than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving più than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants te to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help te answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when te say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. te look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and te never get tired of being with us.

4. I Amore te and only you.-Well, te guys get the picture.

5. I will be with te forever.

6. te have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. te shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for te to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when te want to get kicked out of the DMV. da Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy successivo to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over da a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people successivo to te look at te funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down successivo to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your preferito mostra the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostra number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the successivo half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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