DEMENTED POEMS
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS te KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostra i allways see a new guest stella, star so i was wondering how do te do it?
te WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostra BEING ON THIS mostra AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest stella, star is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if te make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend te i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mese so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are te in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what te mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for te !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate te !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO te EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 secondi till te all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are te in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what te mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for te !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate te !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO te EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 secondi till te all cry total ninger theme song