random Article: The Girlfriend test-only for girls!

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posted by ShadowYJ

This test is only for girls, so if te are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test te can chain mail to with any peeps o even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop o any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in commenti what te think of it!

FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true o not but the risposte actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to te people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!!

AND GIRLFRIEND TEST  ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~    
This is no joke. It works (from experience).   DO NOT just cancella this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN Amore LIFE'S SAKE!!!    Read this now o forever hold your peace.    This is not just your ordinary chain letter. Every person te send it to, brings te più good luck.   If te send it to no one, it will cause someone te like to hate you.  If te send it to 1 person, your successivo relationship will have lots of fun times.   If te send it to 2 people, te will get a secret admirer.   If te send it to 3 people, you'll get a data for the successivo school dance.   If te send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams.   If te send it to 5 people, the guy o girl te met of your dreams will ask for your phone number.   If te send it to 8 people, your successivo relationship will be everlasting.   If te send it to 13 people, your boyfriend o girlfriend, will become totally faithful to you.   If te send it to 15 people, the person te have been crushing on for a very long time, will ask te out.   If te send it to 18 people, your data for the successivo dance will ask te out.   If te send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party..   If it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if te send it to more.   The consequences:
If te do not send this letter to anybody, your life will suck! You have 5 days to send this letter to at least 1 person. You can send this to as many people as te want to. I am warning you...do not just cancella this letter. It is a new chain letter and we would like it to  get sent around as quick as possible. I refused to send it to many people when I first made it in June of 1995, because I didn't believe it would work. I sent it to 38 people, then I got the best boyfriend that I could ever have.
  Romantic, Popular, o Brainy?

WHICH ARE YOU?

PEEPS! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10!   HERE'S THE TEST!
  1. Pick your preferito color out of the following:  
Red
 Orange  
Yellow
 Green  
Blue  
Purple
  
2. Pick your preferito animal out of the following:  
Cat  
Dog  
Fish  
Snake  
Parrot  
Mouse

  3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
 Hawaii
 New York
 East Africa  
Spain  
Montana

  4. Pick your preferito instrument:  
Violin  
Piano  
Electric Guitar
 Drums   

5. Pick your preferito soft drink:
 Dr. Pepper  Sprite  
Coca Cola,  
Mountain Dew
 Pepsi  

6. Name A Person Of The Opposite Sex...
  
7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex...

  8. The Time Now...

  9. Your Age. te don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!   **  *  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  HERE ARE THE risposte FOR te PERSONALLITY!   
1.
Red - Adventurous
 Orange - Fun  
Yellow - Sweet  
Green - Wacky
 Blue - Romantic
 Purple - Mysterious   

2. Cat - Feminine
 Dog - Loving
 Fish - Boring
 Snake - Boyish
 Parrot - Annoying
 Mouse - Brainy

  3. Hawaii - Romantic
 New York - Busy
 East Africa - Curious  
Spain - Mysterious  
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

  4. Violin - Intellectual  
Pianoforte - popolare
 Electric chitarra - Wacky
 Drums - Wild

  5. Dr. Pepper - popolare  
Sprite - Wacky
 Coca Cola - Wild  
Mountain Dew - Athletic
 Pepsi- Fun

  6. That person will have a crush on te after te send this!

  7. That person will become your enemy if te don't send this!

8. How long te have to send this!

(Ex: 5:15 = 5 hours 15 minutes)   9. How many peeps te have to send this to!   10. That will come true if te do send this chain mail!!!!!
*START SENDING

deathding, geekygirl1999 and 1 other like this

Chaann94 It's just a fucking chain mail, who the fuck believes this? :/

ShadowYJ ^no one-its just for fun :P

xLoyaltyX 6. That person will have a crush on you after you send this! My god ._. then I won't send it .___.   7. That person will become your enemy if you don't send this! Already my enemy ASFDHG

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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The 5 worst Super Heroes/Villains

posted by iamagagamonster

~ In my opinion! alright! te can think what ever te can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Amore batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One giorno he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my successivo hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that te can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...

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How to Tell if a Guy really likes te

posted by Sheetal1256

How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at te a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments te a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if te are single.

06. He asks te out for lunch.

07. He asks te out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats te like a lady.

12. He walks te to your door.

13. He wants to see te often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells te he likes you.

16. His Friends know...

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Against Redhead Stereotypes

posted by sierradawn9

Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He detto he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I detto "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
That got me mad, sad, and confused.
Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give te the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
I'm not...

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Ten Things Not to Say (whether it be a cop, teacher, parents etc.)

posted by brittanyloves

10. When being pulled over da a cop and he o she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, te have been caught speeding, how much do te think te were going?" Don't say, "Well te must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when te haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron o born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period o PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have te been putting on a little weight?" It's a cagna slap waiting to happen.

7....

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16 really stupid and funny things

posted by greenstergirl

1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I ha rubato, stola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag te down and beat te with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make te Christian even più then standing in a box auto, garage makes te a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the lista though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home even if...

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101 Ways to annoy people

posted by JoannaVonDoom

Im sorry if this has been postato before
If not, do not give me credit

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours da hooking a videocamera to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...

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How to help the insane/depressed/bored

posted by XxEmolovexX

Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been postato alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope te like!!! This was written da me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Leggere my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :

If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help te feel better. And who knows, over time te might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autore :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If te love...

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About cheap rayban sunglasses

posted by rayban00

This link is made of very simple，The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, più o less a link with the United States. If te look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses più firmly. raggio, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup o sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...

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12 Ways To Annoy Justin Bieber

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds te of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he risposte he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him

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Funny Answering MAchine Messages

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**again i got this from the internet**

These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the fonte of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If te are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to leave us a message."...

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Why I'm Anti emo

posted by EllentheStrange

I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write o draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...

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Things 2 do in an elevator (off the internet)

posted by cutiegirl01

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostra the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of te just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...

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Days Where te DON'T Want To Have Your Child o Be Born On.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell te all these: What dates & Why te don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's giorno
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday o the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, te know how if te see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why te ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would te want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...

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Princess the Pit-Bull

posted by snusnu13

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 anno old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...

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20 things that can go wrong on Friday the 13

posted by Lightning98

1. te fall down the stairs.

2. A albero falls down on you.

3. A lama, llama spits in your face.

4. te eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. te are making out with a person and then te trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your cuscino gets a face and bites te head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate te and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, te get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that te are going to die, then te die.

11. When te are dieing your crush says that...

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20 random things to do while bored.

posted by shelb18

1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue Leggere this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up ghiandaia, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.

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te Know Your On fanpop Too Much When....

posted by LinaHarrow

Are te addicted? Are te a super fan? Are te just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are te on fanpop too much?

1. te see something te like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. te start shipping people te know o see.

3. te hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. te hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. te hear something and te want to commento on it.

6. te have great ideas of something te should post on fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. te get a new preferito and HAVE to...

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What men say but really mean ...

posted by kitkat709477

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will te marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no più arachide, arachidi butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and te have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...

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5 incredibly random things to do {trust me....mwahahahahaha!}

posted by ky-chan

okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as te can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as te can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend te try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.