random Article: The Girlfriend test-only for girls!

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posted by ShadowYJ

This test is only for girls, so if te are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test te can chain mail to with any peeps o even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop o any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in commenti what te think of it!

FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true o not but the risposte actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to te people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!!

AND GIRLFRIEND TEST  ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~    
This is no joke. It works (from experience).   DO NOT just cancella this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN Amore LIFE'S SAKE!!!    Read this now o forever hold your peace.    This is not just your ordinary chain letter. Every person te send it to, brings te più good luck.   If te send it to no one, it will cause someone te like to hate you.  If te send it to 1 person, your successivo relationship will have lots of fun times.   If te send it to 2 people, te will get a secret admirer.   If te send it to 3 people, you'll get a data for the successivo school dance.   If te send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams.   If te send it to 5 people, the guy o girl te met of your dreams will ask for your phone number.   If te send it to 8 people, your successivo relationship will be everlasting.   If te send it to 13 people, your boyfriend o girlfriend, will become totally faithful to you.   If te send it to 15 people, the person te have been crushing on for a very long time, will ask te out.   If te send it to 18 people, your data for the successivo dance will ask te out.   If te send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party..   If it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if te send it to more.   The consequences:
If te do not send this letter to anybody, your life will suck! You have 5 days to send this letter to at least 1 person. You can send this to as many people as te want to. I am warning you...do not just cancella this letter. It is a new chain letter and we would like it to  get sent around as quick as possible. I refused to send it to many people when I first made it in June of 1995, because I didn't believe it would work. I sent it to 38 people, then I got the best boyfriend that I could ever have.
  Romantic, Popular, o Brainy?

WHICH ARE YOU?

PEEPS! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10!   HERE'S THE TEST!
  1. Pick your preferito color out of the following:  
Red
 Orange  
Yellow
 Green  
Blue  
Purple
  
2. Pick your preferito animal out of the following:  
Cat  
Dog  
Fish  
Snake  
Parrot  
Mouse

  3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
 Hawaii
 New York
 East Africa  
Spain  
Montana

  4. Pick your preferito instrument:  
Violin  
Piano  
Electric Guitar
 Drums   

5. Pick your preferito soft drink:
 Dr. Pepper  Sprite  
Coca Cola,  
Mountain Dew
 Pepsi  

6. Name A Person Of The Opposite Sex...
  
7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex...

  8. The Time Now...

  9. Your Age. te don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!   **  *  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  **  ***  ****  *****  ******  *******  ********  *********  **********  ***********  ************  *************  **************  ***************  ****************  *****************  ******************  *******************  ********************  *********************  **********************  *********************  ********************  *******************  ******************  *****************  ****************  ***************  **************  *************  ************  ***********  **********  *********  ********  *******  ******  *****  ****  ***  **  *  HERE ARE THE risposte FOR te PERSONALLITY!   
1.
Red - Adventurous
 Orange - Fun  
Yellow - Sweet  
Green - Wacky
 Blue - Romantic
 Purple - Mysterious   

2. Cat - Feminine
 Dog - Loving
 Fish - Boring
 Snake - Boyish
 Parrot - Annoying
 Mouse - Brainy

  3. Hawaii - Romantic
 New York - Busy
 East Africa - Curious  
Spain - Mysterious  
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

  4. Violin - Intellectual  
Pianoforte - popolare
 Electric chitarra - Wacky
 Drums - Wild

  5. Dr. Pepper - popolare  
Sprite - Wacky
 Coca Cola - Wild  
Mountain Dew - Athletic
 Pepsi- Fun

  6. That person will have a crush on te after te send this!

  7. That person will become your enemy if te don't send this!

8. How long te have to send this!

(Ex: 5:15 = 5 hours 15 minutes)   9. How many peeps te have to send this to!   10. That will come true if te do send this chain mail!!!!!
*START SENDING

deathding, geekygirl1999 and 1 other like this

Chaann94 It's just a fucking chain mail, who the fuck believes this? :/

ShadowYJ ^no one-its just for fun :P

xLoyaltyX 6. That person will have a crush on you after you send this! My god ._. then I won't send it .___.   7. That person will become your enemy if you don't send this! Already my enemy ASFDHG

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LMAO, ROFL, and lol

posted by 3nala

3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}

{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."

{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...

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CHINESE HOROSCOPE -freakishly correct

posted by kitkat709477

Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT o IT WON'T WORK AND te WILL WISH te HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK te OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT te ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise te WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. successivo to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS te WANT. ~ 3....

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the superiore, in alto six reason computers must be female

posted by kitkat709477

The superiore, in alto six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as te have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command o File Name" is about as informative as

"If te don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as te make a commitment to one, te find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

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ten ways to know te have PMS

posted by kitkat709477

1.everyone around te has an attitude problem
2.your adding Cioccolato chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything te say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive te crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and te just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to punch, punzone someone without a reason
12.if te start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if te were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give te 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so te know*

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This is really funny please read

posted by HNismyfriend

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Ribelle - The Brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Ribelle - The Brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...

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How to get your ex back (Kris Style)

posted by MrssBieber320

Ever met that one person that te just wanna punch, punzone in the face , then someohow , te end up in a relationship with them , te fall in Amore , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing te want to burn either (:]) Well if te still have feelings for that person im gonna help te get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap te guys (: , ohk so te could first start off da doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave te on fuoco ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...

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Man thinks it’s fun to feed a kitten to a snake.

posted by Blueeyes99

If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be dato LIFE in prison without the possibility o parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitone, python refused to eat it was dato three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD mostrare Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitone, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the pitone, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.

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how to win a guy`s cuore <3 (girls only article)

posted by aya3

okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf o date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the successivo time.....thank u all for Leggere this..and plz commento ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^

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Teen Things.

posted by tooch

I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-When te forget someone's name te wait for someone else to say it so te don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't cancella my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and te are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are te kidding me?' even though te know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...

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consigli for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

posted by teamsalvatore98

1.we hate it when te grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when te cheat,we hate te and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like te understand PMS,because te dont.So stop recitazione like it.

4.when te stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and te get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So te may as well stfu.

5.when te flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if te arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like te dont care.We want...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Mallory101

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal da conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what te think."

7. Claim that te must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...

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Do's and Don'ts If te Have Gotten Lost

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway te never take, o teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see te crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person o kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the titolo says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends detto that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley te remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex te remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did te get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have te know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few secondi later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating te this way and te know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with te at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak te soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different strada, via in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made te feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of home that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) da A banana

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista te have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostra themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if te are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the tavolo with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the latte carton.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check o charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Televisione set in her purse.
"So, do te always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did te get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dato your share !

HE: Will te come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make te very happy
SHE: Why? Are te leaving?

HE: What would te say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...