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Crazy Things Girl's Do: Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

posted by Dreazky

Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure te don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny insalata for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little Facebook commento from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying
"Short, carefree giggles are cute. But if a girl giggles for no apparent reason, it may get annoying."

Exerting extra effort to do very through research on the guy she likes:
Adorable - Annoying
"Honestly, I find this very creepy and kind of stalker-ish. Please don't do this."

Doodling her crush's name all over her notebook:
Adorable - Annoying
"I Amore art, and doodling is always a nice way to express your thoughts."

Going on a horror movie date, then covering eyes the whole time:
Adorable - Annoying
"I find this adorable, because it is just! It's the guy's job to make the girl feel sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza when she's with him."

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applebear123 nyc..love it!

Dreazky Thank you!

EgoMouse Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes: Adorable - Annoying "Short, carefree giggles are cute. But if a girl giggles for no apparent reason, it may get annoying." Adorable, definitely. It doesn't ever get annoying if she laughs really cute.

blackpanther666 Wow... this is just... wow... I'm pretty sure that every single one of these is actually annoying, but people just tend to make allowances for it, under that 'cute' pretense'...

Zeppie Oh dearrr.... I remember I did that second to last one...why past me? Why? lmao...

Dreazky Thanks for the comments!!!

blackpanther666 ^ You're welcome. It was a cool article.

Dreazky Thank you! I didn't expect these comments at all...

blackpanther666 Well, pleasantly surprised then, eh...?

Dreazky Yeah...

blackpanther666 XD

nmdis hahaha..really good written but not every thing is right :P

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Do's and Don'ts If te Have Gotten Lost

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway te never take, o teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see te crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person o kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley te remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex te remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did te get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have te know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few secondi later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating te this way and te know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with te at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak te soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different strada, via in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made te feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of home that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) da A banana

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista te have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostra themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if te are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the tavolo with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the latte carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check o charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Televisione set in her purse.
"So, do te always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did te get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dato your share !

HE: Will te come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make te very happy
SHE: Why? Are te leaving?

HE: What would te say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If Amore is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should te believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Cani Amore to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at te if te blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a albero falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagono were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casseruola

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole anatra

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the successivo car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The più it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying te should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the commenti which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz te hate America."

3. When te go to the princible's office, and when he asks why te were sent, say, "I wrote that te sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam risposte

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited da mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah dessert and traveled da Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an mela, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pane which is pane made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

te came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one giorno embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Amore the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Amore the way te mostra u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When te meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are te doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't te try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When te ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer burro Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as te can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when te laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C succo, succo di frutta boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* arancia, arancio Lavaburst
* pesca, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* fragola Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* caramelle mela, apple cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutta Pow
* frutta Punch
* Orange
* arancia, arancio Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* lampone Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fragola Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C aspro, acida Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My domanda of Love;; Fear of Loving te && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did te really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be più than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special giorno
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that giorno
there was lots to be detto
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When te detto "I Amore you"
I detto "I Amore te too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be più
What if I did...

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superiore, in alto 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) sposta everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elefante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...