Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other articolo like this so here's another one.I hope te enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks da (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tè party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals da say "would te like to unisciti us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

più famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy raggio, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

Ask everyone te meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as te can.
If te see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to anatra under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as te can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum più gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting più till te reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

Okay, so I was sitting on the divano last night watching some rubbish Televisione mostra and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arcobaleno colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Amore te soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Amore te more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting te a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting te one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuti later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do te think are greater,the advantages o disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(

THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from te mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes te o hits te *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to te first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes te *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets te wear his clothing *he likes te in his stuff*
7) If te are tired of waiting for him to make the first sposta *make it yourself*