(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as te can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
te can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
te should never send a topo, mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick te won't even dent me
And although I sposta slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 anno old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: te think te have swag? That's my middle name!
te couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like te who are just so fat
Getting everything te want. but crying like a brat

I sposta 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
te sposta slower than a tartaruga in a fog
Thinking te could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
te sposta like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use te for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung da bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
te DECIDE!