(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as te can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
te can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
te should never send a topo, mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick te won't even dent me
And although I sposta slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 anno old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: te think te have swag? That's my middle name!
te couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like te who are just so fat
Getting everything te want. but crying like a brat
I sposta 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
te sposta slower than a tartaruga in a fog
Thinking te could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
te sposta like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use te for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung da bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
te DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as te can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
te can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
te should never send a topo, mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick te won't even dent me
And although I sposta slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 anno old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: te think te have swag? That's my middle name!
te couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like te who are just so fat
Getting everything te want. but crying like a brat
I sposta 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
te sposta slower than a tartaruga in a fog
Thinking te could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
te sposta like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use te for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung da bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
te DECIDE!
One fine giorno in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing o whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the articolo is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing o whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the articolo is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Draghi now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
o there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasy is not a crime
Find your castello in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads te to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Draghi now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
o there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasy is not a crime
Find your castello in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads te to the moon 'cause..."
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name o talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his Musica every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask te if te have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i Amore justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate o Amore whatever he does even if they hate it o Amore it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name o talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his Musica every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask te if te have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i Amore justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate o Amore whatever he does even if they hate it o Amore it
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmone (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed riso in a riso bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the riso won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed riso on your hand and put your preferito filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmone on the rice. Push the filling into the riso lightly. Hold the riso between your palms. Form the riso into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder da pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the riso ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. avvolgere the riso ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly da americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: te got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I Amore it!
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other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever te call it have te credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: te got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I Amore it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if te call right now we will also send te a what ever te call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 più dollers shiping and handleing! te GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever te call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever te call it have te credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL giorno BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST stella, star IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all te have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES te THE MOST te HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Film i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musica i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some libri i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Film i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musica i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some libri i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books