(NOTE: This entire articolo is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)
ciao everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other giorno on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profilo really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded da now. I mean, busy company o not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told te guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't te just try getting them the way te were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. te asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are te guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET te successivo TIME FANPOP, successivo TIME!
ciao everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other giorno on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profilo really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded da now. I mean, busy company o not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told te guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't te just try getting them the way te were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. te asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are te guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET te successivo TIME FANPOP, successivo TIME!
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a random person te Amore them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS coltello AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the domande really loudly and if they try to tell te to be quite say "shhh this is a test te know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person successivo to te and then when the teacher tells te off say "They made me give them the risposte o they detto they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at te say "What are te lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on superiore, in alto of the tavolo and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have te been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person successivo to te and then when the teacher tells te off say "They made me give them the risposte o they detto they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at te say "What are te lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on superiore, in alto of the tavolo and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have te been spying on me and teling it everything!"