random Article: My MOST preferito Yo Mama Jokes

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix

Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell te my preferito yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a random emoji da dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The random emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her Amore handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama so old she lives longer than Ninetales. 🍰

Yo mama so short when she smoke weed she can't even get high.

Yo mama so short she do backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly and hairy, her looks inspired Wiwek to invent Jungleterror! 😦

Yo mama so old when she listened to Borgore she died. 🔫

Yo mama so stupid she brought a bible to Church's Chicken. 🎧

Yo mama so black she made Umbreon look white. 😟

Yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to tie a cintura around her.

Yo mama so white she made the doughboy look like a Mexican.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a green bathrobe, people yell, "Tyranitar!" 😭

Yo mama so fat when she tried to make a fanpop account, the entire site crashed! 🚯

Yo mama so stupid anytime Purple Rain come on, she runs and gets an umbrella. 😠

Yo mama so ugly Get Scared runs away from her. 🎶

Yo mama so old she new Burger King before he was a prince. (I actually twisted this one.)

Yo mama so stupid she put some donuts in a bowl and called dem Cheerios.

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly when she look in the mirror her reflection ducked.

Yo mama so stupid she thought 30 secondi to Mars was a spazio program. 🌞

Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to get a color tv she said, "What color?"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a purple bathrobe, people think she's a Gengar with no smile. 😎

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Emma Sweet Emma

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

added by 3xZ

Source: 3xZ

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So True...

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50 Embarassing Truth o Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I Amore GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to te say, "Why don't te speak più clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...

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Funny Things To Do In a Airplane

posted by ilovepenguins

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim te are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe te but DONT give up, see how far te can get ( WARNING, may result in te being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when te are the only one laughing.

4. when...

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random

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cookie monster

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean da 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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funny stuff

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Most popolare ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly popolare with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming più common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us da our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia COZ I CAN XD

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes da waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....