Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell te my preferito yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a random emoji da dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The random emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her Amore handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama so old she lives longer than Ninetales. 🍰

Yo mama so short when she smoke weed she can't even get high.

Yo mama so short she do backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly and hairy, her looks inspired Wiwek to invent Jungleterror! 😦

Yo mama so old when she listened to Borgore she died. 🔫

Yo mama so stupid she brought a bible to Church's Chicken. 🎧

Yo mama so black she made Umbreon look white. 😟

Yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to tie a cintura around her.

Yo mama so white she made the doughboy look like a Mexican.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a green bathrobe, people yell, "Tyranitar!" 😭

Yo mama so fat when she tried to make a fanpop account, the entire site crashed! 🚯

Yo mama so stupid anytime Purple Rain come on, she runs and gets an umbrella. 😠

Yo mama so ugly Get Scared runs away from her. 🎶

Yo mama so old she new Burger King before he was a prince. (I actually twisted this one.)

Yo mama so stupid she put some donuts in a bowl and called dem Cheerios.

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly when she look in the mirror her reflection ducked.

Yo mama so stupid she thought 30 secondi to Mars was a spazio program. 🌞

Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to get a color tv she said, "What color?"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a purple bathrobe, people think she's a Gengar with no smile. 😎

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