1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty o santino marella. o even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)
2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment
3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what te heard when they explained it 2 you
4 wear a camicia over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.
5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform
6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom
7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way te Make Me Feel o Beat It o any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)
8 act drunk
9 act hiper
10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food
11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way te ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you
12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)
13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can mostra then to your non-band Friends and see how ugly o hot they are
2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment
3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what te heard when they explained it 2 you
4 wear a camicia over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.
5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform
6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom
7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way te Make Me Feel o Beat It o any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)
8 act drunk
9 act hiper
10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food
11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way te ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you
12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)
13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can mostra then to your non-band Friends and see how ugly o hot they are
Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:
The ice creams are blueberry, anguria and ciliegia flavor!
The biscotti, cookie that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!
Doughnuts? They are just like the ones te can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, te can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!
How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, mela, apple and vanilla?
The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!
These soaps would make for a really fun gift o the perfect omaggio in a practical joke. Here's the website if te wan to buy a couple of them: link
LOL! xD
source: mundochica
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope te are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I Amore INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell te a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope te are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I Amore INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell te a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
So,this is my first of maybe many articoli that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i detto astronouts how do te think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in spazio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky Cioccolato and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank te for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i detto astronouts how do te think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in spazio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky Cioccolato and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank te for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
