1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty o santino marella. o even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)
2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment
3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what te heard when they explained it 2 you
4 wear a camicia over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.
5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform
6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom
7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way te Make Me Feel o Beat It o any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)
8 act drunk
9 act hiper
10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food
11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way te ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you
12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)
13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can mostra then to your non-band Friends and see how ugly o hot they are
2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment
3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what te heard when they explained it 2 you
4 wear a camicia over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.
5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform
6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom
7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way te Make Me Feel o Beat It o any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)
8 act drunk
9 act hiper
10 act high and say that your mother put weed in your food
11 act like your going to kill yourself and then hug another the hottest band member and say how much your life sucks. that way te ezpress out your feelings and your crush will notice you
12 do the moonwalk on their side (make sure everyones watching, including your side)
13 take pics of the other band members with the falsh on. that way u can mostra then to your non-band Friends and see how ugly o hot they are
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy orso =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A zebra CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the zebra cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how te spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy orso =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A zebra CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the zebra cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how te spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
te always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i detto no one cared about me
you'd say te do
te stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
te came to my rescue
and put down the knife
te told me te would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
te really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
te made me whole
it's that i Amore you
and even though were friends
i would always Amore te
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll Amore me too
and I'll be waiting for that giorno to come
and you'll say I Amore you
and i'd do the same for you
when i detto no one cared about me
you'd say te do
te stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
te came to my rescue
and put down the knife
te told me te would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
te really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
te made me whole
it's that i Amore you
and even though were friends
i would always Amore te
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll Amore me too
and I'll be waiting for that giorno to come
and you'll say I Amore you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies articolo but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last giorno of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff te put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl te wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY arachide, arachidi BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to arachide, arachidi butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any arachide, arachidi butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last giorno of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff te put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl te wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY arachide, arachidi BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to arachide, arachidi butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any arachide, arachidi butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.
One day, she talked during a fuoco while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the cerca for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang ha rubato, stola five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was home schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END
One day, she talked during a fuoco while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the cerca for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang ha rubato, stola five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was home schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END