random Article: Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if te ever, one giorno decide to call me that. If te think I'm insane, run away, because te are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too te a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. te think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

hakadoshi12345, Tdinoahiscute4 and 9 others like this

peterslover ~LOL~ That was kinda cute!! Sooooooo you were bored! How long did this take to do?!

K5-HOWL lol

bellaroseswan it was ok probly only took 10 minutes maybe lol ur not weird to me or anything

shomill Funny!

demon_wolf lol, funny

skipperluvs It only took me like...eh....5 minutes XD I'm a writer so this was pretty quick

taytrain97 I showed my mom this and she called you a dork. =P Don't worry, it's always a compliment coming from her xD

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the domanda link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around

Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO diviso, spalato

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is recitazione the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are più than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has detto that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that te have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the divano "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do te think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are Cani cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do te fish?:

Nope!

Are te at the age where te can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless te try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do te have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do te know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have te ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do te have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have te broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry o Amore te more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave te with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to te and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if te let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and te too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
te will have your own life, everything te wanted with you.
te will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm letto when your old, knowing that te did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Amore you, I Amore te so much...

~Reah