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1. Do te like pie?

2. Are you, o have te ever been a squirrel?

3. Are te afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are te a people person o a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have te ever wondered what it would be like if te were an apple?

7. Have te ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can te get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have te ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have te ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do te have a sword handy?

14. Do te like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are te a thingy-majiger o a Thingamabob?

17. Do te like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did te buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did te notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are te so cheap te would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have te ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If te detto 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did te kill your teddy orso when te were little?

26. Did te know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are te a possum?

28. Do te like waffles?

29. Have te ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If te could breathe in space, would te go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, o a black hole?

31. Are te suicidal?

32. If te detto 'yes' to 31: Have te committed suicide yet?

33. Do te smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, o have te ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do te like eggs and bacon?

36. Are te a rabid squirrel?

37. Do te eat yourself?

38. Do te eat other people?

39. Have te ever died?

40. Are te on the right path in life... o are te on the left one?

41. Do te eat feathers?

42. Are te dumber than a dodo?

43. Can te float like a rock?

44. Are te blonde, brunette, o pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have te ever dyed your butt?

46. Do te walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your preferito color nose?

48. Are te a pig?

49. Are te a cannibal?

50. Are te glad this is over?
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I KNEW te WERE IN TROUBLE da Taylor Swift

{I Knew te Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, te got me alone
You found me, te found me, te found me…
I guess te didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, te took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's successivo to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew te were trouble when te walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so te put me down oh,
I knew te were trouble when te walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the barca and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let te push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fuoco
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal te for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, te say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how te make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til te can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right successivo to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If te want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, te got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what te can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When te want to let it go
Raise your hands
And te want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if te waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the commensale, diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it o not
We got each other and that's a lot
For Amore we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...
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Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While chino danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if te have a good time
It's alright (alright) if te want to attraversare, croce that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a fuoco burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...
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Listen people can't te hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the cuore of their souls
Maybe now that I got te let me tell te what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...
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One cuore one other
They met last summer
One sposta she started
Now they Amore this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one detto there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We baciare then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We baciare then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each sposta goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his Amore lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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