1. Do te like pie?
2. Are you, o have te ever been a squirrel?
3. Are te afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are te a people person o a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have te ever wondered what it would be like if te were an apple?
7. Have te ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can te get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have te ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have te ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do te have a sword handy?
14. Do te like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are te a thingy-majiger o a Thingamabob?
17. Do te like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did te buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did te notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are te so cheap te would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have te ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If te detto 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did te kill your teddy orso when te were little?
26. Did te know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are te a possum?
28. Do te like waffles?
29. Have te ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If te could breathe in space, would te go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, o a black hole?
31. Are te suicidal?
32. If te detto 'yes' to 31: Have te committed suicide yet?
33. Do te smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, o have te ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do te like eggs and bacon?
36. Are te a rabid squirrel?
37. Do te eat yourself?
38. Do te eat other people?
39. Have te ever died?
40. Are te on the right path in life... o are te on the left one?
41. Do te eat feathers?
42. Are te dumber than a dodo?
43. Can te float like a rock?
44. Are te blonde, brunette, o pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have te ever dyed your butt?
46. Do te walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your preferito color nose?
48. Are te a pig?
49. Are te a cannibal?
50. Are te glad this is over?
2. Are you, o have te ever been a squirrel?
3. Are te afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are te a people person o a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have te ever wondered what it would be like if te were an apple?
7. Have te ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can te get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have te ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have te ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do te have a sword handy?
14. Do te like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are te a thingy-majiger o a Thingamabob?
17. Do te like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did te buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did te notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are te so cheap te would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have te ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If te detto 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did te kill your teddy orso when te were little?
26. Did te know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are te a possum?
28. Do te like waffles?
29. Have te ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If te could breathe in space, would te go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, o a black hole?
31. Are te suicidal?
32. If te detto 'yes' to 31: Have te committed suicide yet?
33. Do te smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, o have te ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do te like eggs and bacon?
36. Are te a rabid squirrel?
37. Do te eat yourself?
38. Do te eat other people?
39. Have te ever died?
40. Are te on the right path in life... o are te on the left one?
41. Do te eat feathers?
42. Are te dumber than a dodo?
43. Can te float like a rock?
44. Are te blonde, brunette, o pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have te ever dyed your butt?
46. Do te walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your preferito color nose?
48. Are te a pig?
49. Are te a cannibal?
50. Are te glad this is over?