now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have te been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this sede, sedile empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down. Man: Your place o mine? Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do te do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: ciao baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would te stay there? Man: If I could see te naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw te naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If te repost this te will get a phone call 37 minuti after te repost this.... If te don't resend this then your Amore life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen