now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have te been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this sede, sedile empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down. Man: Your place o mine? Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do te do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: ciao baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would te stay there? Man: If I could see te naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw te naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If te repost this te will get a phone call 37 minuti after te repost this.... If te don't resend this then your Amore life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
Everynight,
I went to letto hoping
that you'd change
and everything would be like it used to.
Every morning,
I woke up relizing
nothing had changed
te were just the same.
I've since dato up on that dream,
you'll never change,
but I have.
I'm done hoping,
I'm done waiting,
consider me gone
theres not point in me staying
im just your pawn
its not like u will ever change
im just a spirit trapped in one cage
your the reason for my pain
i hoped uyou change?
in this one single page
with this cuore full of rage
consider me gone its to late
to save a life i death and hate
i know its te im happy to die
atleast when im gone your going to die.
I went to letto hoping
that you'd change
and everything would be like it used to.
Every morning,
I woke up relizing
nothing had changed
te were just the same.
I've since dato up on that dream,
you'll never change,
but I have.
I'm done hoping,
I'm done waiting,
consider me gone
theres not point in me staying
im just your pawn
its not like u will ever change
im just a spirit trapped in one cage
your the reason for my pain
i hoped uyou change?
in this one single page
with this cuore full of rage
consider me gone its to late
to save a life i death and hate
i know its te im happy to die
atleast when im gone your going to die.
