User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No te are a robot times 1000000.
User: No te are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and te are a robot.
User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. te are the robot here.
User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... te computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So te admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No te are a robot times 1000000.
User: No te are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and te are a robot.
User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. te are the robot here.
User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... te computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So te admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see te again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I detto YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do te mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the mostra today! BYE! I HOPE te ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the superiore, in alto of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy orso and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. te hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as te can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say te were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive te cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If te are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If te are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy orso and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. te hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as te can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say te were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive te cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If te are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If te are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the successivo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told te I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell te again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can te tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the successivo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told te I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell te again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can te tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because te Amore someone else doesn't mean te have to break one più heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how te look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, te can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if te dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who te want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when te can enjoy being who te are.
-Alana
if te let yourself down, te let everyone behind te down.
-Alana
your first Amore will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because te Amore someone else doesn't mean te have to break one più heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how te look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, te can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if te dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who te want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when te can enjoy being who te are.
-Alana
if te let yourself down, te let everyone behind te down.
-Alana
your first Amore will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana