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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No te are a robot times 1000000.


User: No te are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and te are a robot.


User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. te are the robot here.

User: User: te robot.User: te robot.User: te robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... te computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So te admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Amore no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t te ever say I just walked away
I will always want te
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want te

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Amore
All I wanted was to break your walls
All te ever did was break me
Yeah, te wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put te high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, te let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever detto to me

10. "If te keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was postato on my fanpop bacheca da Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her bacheca letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do te want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what te make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is te get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with te through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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ciao everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Citazioni are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours da hooking a videocamera to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
superiore, in alto 24 Eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope te like this one better than the first one please leave a commento if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy orso and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and detto it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy orso the sales man gave the girls the Teddy orso for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy orso evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy orso ontop of the book case...
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1. People are più likely to tilt their heads to the right when baciare instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known Amore song was written 4,000 years fa and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term Amore relationships began with one o both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in Amore can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current superiore, in alto 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Amore this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this lista actually....
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Scrivere this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did o are doing this, o that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and Amore and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do te have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My cuore is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Amore i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED te NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY te LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY te ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to cerca the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh te just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if te can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place te look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would te keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can te tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her più attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do te say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are te boys all in the same band?
A3: Do te guys all play for the Green baia Packers?

Q: How do te make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou furgone, van je!

16. English -- I Amore you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the successivo thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just detto that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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posted by pikachu00
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square o rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the risposte to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each domanda with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The risposte that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The risposte will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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link has a very simple gameplay. we just need to knit the letters into the blank so that the letter after it is different from the letter before it and so on, knit all the blanks. The special thing about this game is that the player will always know if the result is right o wrong, even players can post their results on the game page to compare with other players.

link is not naturally popolare with its smooth interface, but its gameplay is also very simple but very new with funny and beautiful characters. With smartly designed maps make player interaction increase. The game emphasizes and doubts...
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posted by pinkbloom
I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But recitazione like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our Musica and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP


Now we're under covers
Fast inoltrare, avanti to 18, me and my letto are più than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...
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