A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do te want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet te ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from te (childish)
me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like te ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, te suck
Me : yes I'm not like te cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.
Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!
Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing
Me : If I am nothing ,then why do te care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell te something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that te want to mostra to the world, I'll forgive te not because I'm weak , but because I taste Amore meaning and I don't want to spoil my life da hating ,no I'm not that person , te want to mostra the world ,my cuore 's beating each minuto Amore ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and te should appreciate That I still type in English
Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do te get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid
Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The Amore I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the Amore ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cuore was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cuore beats Amore every secondo thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on Amore , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever te want to do , cause Amore always cleans my cuore !!!
Someone : lol te seem so weak,you're so stupid
Me : thanks much , like to say te need some love
yes te need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just Amore anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short
someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!
to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do te want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet te ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from te (childish)
me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like te ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, te suck
Me : yes I'm not like te cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.
Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!
Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing
Me : If I am nothing ,then why do te care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell te something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that te want to mostra to the world, I'll forgive te not because I'm weak , but because I taste Amore meaning and I don't want to spoil my life da hating ,no I'm not that person , te want to mostra the world ,my cuore 's beating each minuto Amore ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and te should appreciate That I still type in English
Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do te get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid
Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The Amore I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the Amore ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cuore was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cuore beats Amore every secondo thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on Amore , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever te want to do , cause Amore always cleans my cuore !!!
Someone : lol te seem so weak,you're so stupid
Me : thanks much , like to say te need some love
yes te need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just Amore anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short
someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!
to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
chitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if te think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if te just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if te think that we cant sing it faster then te wrong but itll help if te just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if te just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
chitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if te think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if te just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if te think that we cant sing it faster then te wrong but itll help if te just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if te just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
