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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do te want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet te ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from te (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like te ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, te suck

Me : yes I'm not like te cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do te care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell te something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that te want to mostra to the world, I'll forgive te not because I'm weak , but because I taste Amore meaning and I don't want to spoil my life da hating ,no I'm not that person , te want to mostra the world ,my cuore 's beating each minuto Amore ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and te should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do te get that words ,you're fan of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his fan , he changed my life , The Amore I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the Amore ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my cuore was like a rock , But after , I become fan of him ,my cuore beats Amore every secondo thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on Amore , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever te want to do , cause Amore always cleans my cuore !!!

Someone : lol te seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say te need some love
yes te need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just Amore anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do te want?" "I'm calling to segnala my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank te very much for the call, sir." The successivo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how te looked più important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If te think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone Leggere the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. o the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an articolo here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your Leggere my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Leggere this.
4. te didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did te notice I skipped number three.
7. te don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that te silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then te realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But te remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. te wish te never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch te with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. te wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Leggere powers amaze you.
16. te totally forgot I was only supposed to tell te ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do te think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 anno old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel pesce and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel pesce could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a cerca as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a domanda since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. te can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a commento to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the domanda had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a punch, punzone in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minuti early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything te write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Canto in a row, then te sneeze and te fall down. Did te ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - te used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how te knew te had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - te know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal preferito of mine) o a più scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell te a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe te can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when te apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny o not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would te like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh te gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: te gonna tell me my fortune o what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell te your fortune?


Random guy: te detto te WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have te been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and biscotti, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
 ajl's user icona
ajl's user icon
Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform te that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a domanda saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now te will not be able to find these two contributions why te ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if te want proof that she detto this check out this forum
link
Now te may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have dato us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Amore to be held, talked too but if te press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Ribelle - The Brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Amore the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cuore beat
Is my preferito lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If te could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes te happy.
I always want te to be happy.
I don't like it when te cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with te even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to sposta on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When te leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe te embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down barca in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other giorno we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, te know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once più at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure da now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!