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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If te want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go inoltrare, avanti when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on te when everyone else detto stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True Amore swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our letto when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My cuore whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere o standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies te to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the cagna pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when mela, apple and mora, blackberry were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made te happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what te detto and what te did.
•11.) Leggere old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why te Amore them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes te need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until te fall and can't breathe.Then te feel better. And if te don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical giorno in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
te type in the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all te have to do is type into the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ commenti I'll make a new articolo answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
te type in the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all te have to do is type into the commenti section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ commenti I'll make a new articolo answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
