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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If te want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go inoltrare, avanti when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on te when everyone else detto stop trying.

•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.

•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.

•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.

•We all have scars.We all have stories.

•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

•Love sucks, True Amore swallows.

•We stopped checking for monsters under our letto when we realized they're inside of us.

•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.

•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.

•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

•My head screamed no.My cuore whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.

•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere o standing still.

•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.

•Science flies te to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.

•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.

•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.

•If someone hurts you, make the cagna pay.

•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.

•Life was much easier when mela, apple and mora, blackberry were just fruits.

•Never regret what once made te happy.

•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?

•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.

•There was a difference what te detto and what te did.

•11.) Leggere old conversations over, and over.

•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

•Telling someone why te Amore them is like explaining what water taste like.

•Sometimes te need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until te fall and can't breathe.Then te feel better. And if te don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as te are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let te see us cry, unless we want te to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if te are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for te (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if te don't like what we wear...
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TRUTH

Who do te have a crush on?

If te had to data anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity te would want to make out with

Name five people te hate and why te hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have te ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If te did, what did te do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have te ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have te had your first kiss, if te have, were was it and who was it with?

Have te ever seen a parent naked?

Have te ever seen animali reproducing?

Have te stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with te guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person successivo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your domande to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get te in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly da giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the successivo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - te may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin berretto, tappo and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and te know it bomb Iraq
If te cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If te never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If te think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one te love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say te Amore me unless te really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like te could baciare my imperfections away,
And I would stand da your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to te on everything I am,
And I dedicate to te all that I have,
And I promise te that I will stand right da your side,
Forever and always, until the giorno I die.

I’m not crying over what te said;
It’s what te didn’t say that...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks da a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved da the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid o late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get video uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an articolo here on fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this lista is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much Amore as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first quiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told te I could make te say 256.





OK,if te detto to yourself,"No.You detto te can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if te didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by Tamar20
Have te ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this articolo is right for you! Hahaha. te know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that te have to go to the bathroom, and that te think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are te doing okay in there?". To make it even più annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When te arrive at the successivo stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If te are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach te all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now te know how to do it!
Now, if te want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and mostra your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if te win, te get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If te are a winner check everything on your profile.
posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the letto and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the doccia blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minuti later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so te don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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Source: Blizzard
So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of te may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a più popolare game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Giappone as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created da Yoko Taro, who created it to make a più grim RPG with no morally just...
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