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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If te want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go inoltrare, avanti when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on te when everyone else detto stop trying.

•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.

•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.

•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.

•We all have scars.We all have stories.

•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

•Love sucks, True Amore swallows.

•We stopped checking for monsters under our letto when we realized they're inside of us.

•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.

•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.

•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

•My head screamed no.My cuore whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.

•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere o standing still.

•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.

•Science flies te to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.

•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.

•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.

•If someone hurts you, make the cagna pay.

•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.

•Life was much easier when mela, apple and mora, blackberry were just fruits.

•Never regret what once made te happy.

•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?

•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.

•There was a difference what te detto and what te did.

•11.) Leggere old conversations over, and over.

•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

•Telling someone why te Amore them is like explaining what water taste like.

•Sometimes te need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until te fall and can't breathe.Then te feel better. And if te don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, Pianoforte , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , te know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor da floor, and once te find what te are looking for, te can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling te what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope te realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Friends don't let te do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! te actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If te met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if te have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT data IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that te were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes te can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One giorno you'll ask me, "which is più important to you, me o your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing te are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Amore does NOT work for that person,...
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past te pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the recente decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as più as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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People liked my old Piccoli brividi articoli so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired da a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, te know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck da lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, te know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did te find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: te don't deserve this.. te don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What te gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell te (add voice) te should probably be...
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added by Jet-Black
So believe it o not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird Natale event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and mostra them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in o something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't te cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tatoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my preferito things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big collina of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the superiore, in alto of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I detto "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I detto "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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