Hi. I hate you. And te know why? te have no respect for others. te say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! te are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. te insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make te popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. te might have called me selfish, te might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. te try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....

Zanhar1 is a fanpop member and Fanfiction writer. She's a big of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula in particular and is also a devoted fan of Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter.

Zanhar1 is a very kind person. In December of 2018, Zanhar made a shoutout on the random club for me. I was incredibly grateful and touched that she did that for me. It led to my other Friends Scrivere wonderful, thoughtful things about me. It was a wonderful Natale gift that helped me get into the holiday spirit. I still remember that giorno fondly and I have that post bookmarked, because it was a very emotional...

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Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room...

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SUPERHOT IS ONE OF THE FRESHEST INDIE GAME IDEAS CREATED da NOT DEVOLVER THIS TIME BUT THE SUPERHOT TEAM! THE GAME TAKES PLACE IN A SURREAL VIDEO GAME KNOWN ONLY AS SUPERHOT, CAUSE NO OTHER NAME COULD BE USED TO DESCRIBE PERFECTION! IN SUPERHOT, te ARE dato THE TASK OF KILLING EVERY TARGET IN THE ROOM!...

Narrator: te are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, o some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read libri for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...

Snow
da animeanimal

Why do te mock me,
With te white pure intentions
That i could never hope to understand?
I lie to the skies,
While te are born from that very same horizon.
I taint te so; therefore, i hate the sight of you.
The snow brings only pain, misery, and sorrow
To those who lie to the sky.
You are cold and amaro and so am i,
So why would people Amore you, while turning me away?
This is why i hate the snow.

Just something I randomly wrote down yesterday and had NO idea why XD It just came to me REALLY fast so i jotted it down! Hope te liked it ^^


Amore and the dance called life...
da animeanimal...

The argument over what's considered to be real Musica goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have te been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act o box auto, garage crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! te just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and...

I fall
And sometimes I fall to fast
but this time I feel
like it could last

Theres these 3 words I'd like te to know
But I can't get them out off my mouth
I'll tell te that the 2nd is love, oh
But thats all i can say
There's 3 words I'd like te to know
But I can't let my guard down
Or my weekness will show.
These words express my feelings for te
I want to say them
So te feel the same way too

So I am singin in the rain cuz I know its real
laughin at every joke, can't help what i feel
They all say I'm goin crazy
but what am I without you, baby?

I could be
Going insane
but who are they to blame?
I am
so...

(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope te enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when te break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed...

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde risposte "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond attraversare, croce the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish te guys could get your act together. Just yesterday te take away my license and then today te expect me to mostra it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the superiore, in alto of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken attraversare, croce the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not attraversare, croce the road with THAT chicken. What do te mean da chicken? Could te define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only attraversare, croce roads, but...

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Childbirth is the secondo most painful thing in the world, right successivo to being burned alive.

You are più likely to get struck da lightning than to be attacked and killed da a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...

1.When someone remembers the things te say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text te see is from the person te Amore <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your giorno turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows te better than te know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...

Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if te have just cut your hair short and te don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for te :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, o play around with the badg if te have them. te need to be sure that te want this look, because once you've got it, there is little te can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...

1. If they want to loan te money, tell them te just filed for bankruptcy and te could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are te today?" say, "Why do te want to know?" Alternately, te can tell them, "I'm so glad te asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is recitazione up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!

Could te stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...

These are purported to be actual test risposte from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes da which water can be made sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded da sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If te are buying a house,...

So I was watching one of my preferito let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in Amore with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far più cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....