Dark Shadows - Official Trailer (Johnny Depp, Director - Tim Burton)

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the successivo on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't te take a sede, sedile and I will get te something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Cibo with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the lista and removed his name from the superiore, in alto of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he detto to the guy, "Because te have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much te try!!

A stoner called the fuoco department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Amore and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of te for the rest of my life :)

I Amore te all! Have a beautiful, wonderful giorno :D