*In case te don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best Friends and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*
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Haymitch Abernathy profilo Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can te even write on the computer, Chaff? te only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet te were drunk while Scrivere your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
te know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are te doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see te staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
te should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And te should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. te look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
te know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, te don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
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Haymitch Abernathy profilo Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can te even write on the computer, Chaff? te only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet te were drunk while Scrivere your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
te know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are te doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see te staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
te should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And te should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. te look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
te know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, te don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
Deep in the trees, in the midst of their Games,
We stood together: a pact, a team, friends.
Your presence revived me, weakened my pains,
Brought back who I was outside of their lens.
Yet now I lay with you, knowing you’re gone
Watching your innocence fade from your eyes.
As a parting wish, I whisper a song,
A hymn that follows your soul as it dies.
Your eyes flicker shut, your breath is now gone,
Yet your soul echoes throughout the vast wood,
Filling these desolate trees with a song;
And through my tears I stand where te once stood,
Holding a young girl whom I barely knew,
Eleven’s tribute, forever my Rue.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his Amore to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told te to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a collana of rope, side da side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his Amore to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told te to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a collana of rope, side da side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree
