(OK!! My freaking iPod messed this up twice!! D:< 1 b cuz idk and 2 because of these stupid teen lupo ads!! Didn't we just get rid of the macys one? Sorry I'm like seriously peeved. Enjoy the interview!)
"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.
Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen detto awkwardly.
"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first domanda Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl. She asks "mr coconut how did te feel on ttotal drama island when te got eliminated on your first giorno of camp"
Owen whispered with the coconut then spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says he was glad to leave. Sure the million would be nice but he wanted to getaway from the tubby guy who ate his family.......wait. Mr. Coconut! I told te it was an accident!"
Courtney rolled her eyes as the boy and the coconut got into a mini argument. She cleared her throat. that got there attention.
"Moving on. Your successivo domanda is from Casacada1007. Her domanda is "mr.coconut did te liked owen?"
"Pshhhhhh of course Mr. Coconut likes me!" Owen detto laughing a bit. He then made Mr. Coconut pop him upside the head. They whispered a bit. te hear "but Mr. Coconut!" and "But everyone likes me!" come from Owen.
"Mr. Coconut says its complicated." Owen finally answered. That for some reason got him a pop upside the head again curtsey of Mr. Coconut.
"Ok? Well your successivo 3 domande ate from Nocofangirl218. She asks "If ur a coucunut, how r u able 2 speak?" Courtney chuckles. "If he was able to speak I wouldn't be complaining about this interview."
"But Courtney-" Owen tries to say.
"SHHHH! Her secondo domanda is "2) R u freinds with Wilson? (from "cast-away")"
Owen whispers with Mr. Coconut then answers. "He says that when Chriss threw him in the ocean he had to travel for many days. That's when he saw a voley-ball in the middle of the ocean. That voley-ball was Wilson. Mr. Coconut and that ball are best Friends now." Owen said, looking off into space.
"But that wasn't even-UHG! Nevermind! Her last domanda is "R u and Owen still freinds?"
They whisper and Owens sighs sadly. "He again says it's complicated."
Courtney couldn't help but snicker. "Your successivo 3 domande are from Noahstar1616. She asks "Did te instantly become Friends with Owen, o did it take te a while to like him?"
Whispers then a sigh (A/N poor Owen! :/), then Owen spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says "Who detto we were ever friends."
"Wow Mr. Coconut. Your a really big asshole." Courtney said, now feeling bad for the chubby boy. She shook her head then spoke up. "She also asks "How do te feel after being eliminated?"
"Mr. Coconut says it was a good/bad feeling." Owen said, finally smiling.
"Ok her last domanda is "If te haven't already, do te plan to get revenge on the person who eliminated you? If yes, how so?"
They whispered. Owen gasped. "Mr.Coconut!"
"Well?" Courtney asked.
"let's just say it's pretty much against the law everywhere." Owen said, now looking down at his belly.
Courtney's eyes widened. "Um.....well your last domande are from Poptrop300. Her first domanda is "Do te like being a coconut?"
The original routine happens. "He says that besides the fact that everyone wants to turn te into a cup and drink your blood out, it's pretty cool." Owen detto while knotting his head.
"Poptrops secondo domanda is "If te could be anything else what would te be?"
"He says he would be Justin Beiber because almost every teenage girl and there mothers want to data him." Owen answered while giving Mr. Coconut a funny look.
Courtney sighed in relief. "Your Last and FINAL domanda is "Do te really like Owen o was he just ... Weird?"
Owen whispered to the coconut and a frown was put back on his face. "Mr. Coconut says he dosnt want to cause me anymore emotional pain." Owen told her.
Courtney stood up and smiled. "Well goodbye Owen and....er Mr. Coconut." she detto exiting the room.
"Owen why didn't they let me speak?" Mr. Coconut asked
"Beats me."
(Idk why I just felt like making Mr. Coconut a douche. :P well that last part idk why I typed. Probably because it 1:40 in the morning and I'm laying on my floor in a snuggy. Well anyways successivo to be interviewed will be.......GWEN!!!! and I don't want any domande like "why r u such a bitch?" o "why did te have to turn into a Gothic slut?" understand? Her interview choices are:
DUNCAN
HEATHER
TRENT
HEATHER
I would have put Courtney but she just got done interviewing a coconut...... I've been trying to write this più organised sooo I hope te like that! Please leave commenti and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Imma go b4 this gets any longer. '^^ Please and thank you. Starburst-Rock.)
"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.
Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen detto awkwardly.
"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first domanda Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl. She asks "mr coconut how did te feel on ttotal drama island when te got eliminated on your first giorno of camp"
Owen whispered with the coconut then spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says he was glad to leave. Sure the million would be nice but he wanted to getaway from the tubby guy who ate his family.......wait. Mr. Coconut! I told te it was an accident!"
Courtney rolled her eyes as the boy and the coconut got into a mini argument. She cleared her throat. that got there attention.
"Moving on. Your successivo domanda is from Casacada1007. Her domanda is "mr.coconut did te liked owen?"
"Pshhhhhh of course Mr. Coconut likes me!" Owen detto laughing a bit. He then made Mr. Coconut pop him upside the head. They whispered a bit. te hear "but Mr. Coconut!" and "But everyone likes me!" come from Owen.
"Mr. Coconut says its complicated." Owen finally answered. That for some reason got him a pop upside the head again curtsey of Mr. Coconut.
"Ok? Well your successivo 3 domande ate from Nocofangirl218. She asks "If ur a coucunut, how r u able 2 speak?" Courtney chuckles. "If he was able to speak I wouldn't be complaining about this interview."
"But Courtney-" Owen tries to say.
"SHHHH! Her secondo domanda is "2) R u freinds with Wilson? (from "cast-away")"
Owen whispers with Mr. Coconut then answers. "He says that when Chriss threw him in the ocean he had to travel for many days. That's when he saw a voley-ball in the middle of the ocean. That voley-ball was Wilson. Mr. Coconut and that ball are best Friends now." Owen said, looking off into space.
"But that wasn't even-UHG! Nevermind! Her last domanda is "R u and Owen still freinds?"
They whisper and Owens sighs sadly. "He again says it's complicated."
Courtney couldn't help but snicker. "Your successivo 3 domande are from Noahstar1616. She asks "Did te instantly become Friends with Owen, o did it take te a while to like him?"
Whispers then a sigh (A/N poor Owen! :/), then Owen spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says "Who detto we were ever friends."
"Wow Mr. Coconut. Your a really big asshole." Courtney said, now feeling bad for the chubby boy. She shook her head then spoke up. "She also asks "How do te feel after being eliminated?"
"Mr. Coconut says it was a good/bad feeling." Owen said, finally smiling.
"Ok her last domanda is "If te haven't already, do te plan to get revenge on the person who eliminated you? If yes, how so?"
They whispered. Owen gasped. "Mr.Coconut!"
"Well?" Courtney asked.
"let's just say it's pretty much against the law everywhere." Owen said, now looking down at his belly.
Courtney's eyes widened. "Um.....well your last domande are from Poptrop300. Her first domanda is "Do te like being a coconut?"
The original routine happens. "He says that besides the fact that everyone wants to turn te into a cup and drink your blood out, it's pretty cool." Owen detto while knotting his head.
"Poptrops secondo domanda is "If te could be anything else what would te be?"
"He says he would be Justin Beiber because almost every teenage girl and there mothers want to data him." Owen answered while giving Mr. Coconut a funny look.
Courtney sighed in relief. "Your Last and FINAL domanda is "Do te really like Owen o was he just ... Weird?"
Owen whispered to the coconut and a frown was put back on his face. "Mr. Coconut says he dosnt want to cause me anymore emotional pain." Owen told her.
Courtney stood up and smiled. "Well goodbye Owen and....er Mr. Coconut." she detto exiting the room.
"Owen why didn't they let me speak?" Mr. Coconut asked
"Beats me."
(Idk why I just felt like making Mr. Coconut a douche. :P well that last part idk why I typed. Probably because it 1:40 in the morning and I'm laying on my floor in a snuggy. Well anyways successivo to be interviewed will be.......GWEN!!!! and I don't want any domande like "why r u such a bitch?" o "why did te have to turn into a Gothic slut?" understand? Her interview choices are:
DUNCAN
HEATHER
TRENT
HEATHER
I would have put Courtney but she just got done interviewing a coconut...... I've been trying to write this più organised sooo I hope te like that! Please leave commenti and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Imma go b4 this gets any longer. '^^ Please and thank you. Starburst-Rock.)
As te may of have guessed da the title, te can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be detto for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be detto for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
![I haven't seen Jamizie since January, and look at her! [1 is when she was 12, the other 14]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13700000/I-haven-t-seen-Jamizie-since-January-and-look-at-her-1-is-when-she-was-12-the-other-14-total-drama-island-13793883-457-500.jpg)
