Yeppers, it's part 13! :D Anyway, I've been really happy latley. Maybe my self esteem's been raised in the last few weeks. Eh, probably not. -3- Anyway.....I'm just gonna get this story started now. ^3^;

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*at elimination ceromoney*

*Team bacon, pancetta affumicata Hawks are in the stands waiting for Chris to mostra up, but rating-obsessed host was no where in sight*

Alejandro: Uh....where's Chris? Wasn't he supposed to be here ealier?

Rayla: Seriously! >3< I have più important things to do besides waiting for Chris's sorry butt to mostra up for our teams elimination!

Rae: Oh, come on guys! Just give him a few più minutes!

-1 ora later-

Riley: Okay, I don't think he remembered he was supposed to be here! I think we should just go back to the cabins and forget this whole ceromoney!

All of Team BH except Rae: Agreed.

Rae: Come on guys! Have some faith in Chris! I'm sure he's gonna be coming here any secondo to start the ceromoney!

*a breeze comes though, and a peice of paper that was on the podeum gets picked up, and hits Alejandro in the face. Everyone except Mirra and Rikki start to giggle. Alejandro groans, and taked the paper off his face.

Alejandro: Uh, guys, theres something on here. It says: "Dear bacon, pancetta affumicata Hawks, I had a last minuto hair appointment schedual change. Anyway, because of this, tonights ceromoney has been cancelled until the successivo time te lose. So.....yeah....hope te see this before the ceromoney is supposed to start. Your elimination host, Chris. M."

All on Team BH except Rae: -.-;

Rae: *blushes, and looks at her feet* Well....I guess he isn't coming tonight. Hehe....I guess comign here was a waste of time then.

All of Team BH except Rae: >.< *facepalms and gets uo to go back to the cabin*

-the successivo morning-

*in the craft serveice tent*

Crystal: *walks in* Hola amigos! I hope te all of te slept well, because te all have a super challenging challenge to look inoltrare, avanti to! O.o Wow....I sounde exactly like Chris for a secondo there.... *shudders*

Groffon: Don't worry, your a WAY better host than he is! :D

Crystal: Aw, thank te Grif! >w< Anyway, it's the usual today. So....yeah....I'll see ya'll later. *starts to walk out*

Destery: Wait Crystal! te forgot to do something!

Crystal: *comes back in* *smiles knowingly, but fakes a confused look* What ever are te talking about Des? I'm sure I did everything I was supposed to. Please, enlighten me on my supposed something I need to do.

Destery: Th re-cap! >.O

Crystal: *gets suprised look* Ooohh, the re-cap! Yeah.....bad news Destery, their cutting the re-cap from the show. They detto it took up to much time and money.

Destery: *drops tp his knees, and puts his hands in the air* Nnnnnooooo! ToT

Crystal: *laughs a little* I'm just yanking te dude. We're still gonna be doing the re-cap - just like always. :D

Destery: *gets up* Oh.....alrighty then. o//3//o

Crystal: Yep. :P So....last time on Total Drama Rama, the teams were fourced to play in a huge game of Truth o Dare! Alex and Gladys earned their ranks on Team Explosion da baciare eachother, and keeping their team in the game. After tons of other crazy stuff, it was Phoebe's refusal to baciare PTB that cost Team bacon, pancetta affumicata Hawks the win. So, what torture will the team's be facing today? Find out on....Total Drama Rama! *theme song plays* Feeling better Destery?

Destery: Much. -u-

Crystal: Good! :D Anyway, I'll see te all later, m'kay? *leaves the tent*

-with Team bacon, pancetta affumicata Hawks-

Mirra: Man, it sucks we Lost another challenge!

Alejandro: Yeah, but....at least we didn't lose anyone this time! :D Besides, always feel like I'm winning with te around Mirra.

Mirra: *blushes and smiles* T-thanks Alejandro. :) I feel the same way about you.

Rikki: >:(

**confessionals**

Rikki: Ugh, I'm SO fed up with this whole fuding buisness with Mirra! I mean, we ALL know Alejandro loves me, but that little flirt keeps getting in the way! Although...I think I have an idea to get his attention from Mirra! >3

**end of confessionals**

Rikki: *sits on the other side of Alejandro* ciao Alejandro. *bats eye-lashes*

Alejandro: *gets confused look* Uh....hey there Rikki. Er.......I don't wanna be mean o anything, but I think te have something in your eye's. They keep, like, blinking.

Rikki: What are te talking about? *continues to bat her eye-lashes*

Alejandro: Seriously....I think te need to go to the bathroom and get whatever is in your eye out. All the blinking is kinda....creeping me out.

Rikki: *gets a frustrated look, groans, and storms off*

Mirra: *giggles at the sceene*

**confessionals**

Rikki: Okay....that was a total flirt fail! >3< I mean, HOW più obvious could I make it to Alejandro that I was flirting with him?! Ugh, I guess this means I need a different approuch for getting Alejandro....

Mirra: *laughs* Rikki honestly thought she was gonna make Alejandro fall for her if she just bated her lashes?! *goes into a series of laughter*

**end of confessionals**

Justin: *sits successivo to Melody* So...you think I'm cute, huh?

Melody: *blushes, and looks away* Yeah....just cause I do think your cute, dosn't mean I like that fact. So...could te not talk to me?

Justn: *shrugs* Whatever te say....beautiful. *goes to eating his breakfast.

-with Team Explosion-

Alex: *raises glass* Team, your some of the most weird, and unusual people I've ever meet. I couldn't be prouder to call te all my team members. Heck, some of te are even cool enough to be called friends!

All of Team Explosion: Like wise! *clicks their glasses together*

**confessionals**

Alex: Okay, I know at first glance we may not look like the best team, but I know these guys will come through for me if I need's them. :)

**end of confessionals**

Powdered crostini, pane tostato boy: So, Griffon, I notice your looking happy today.

Griffon: *gets a confused look, but still with a huge smile* Really? I didn't think it was that noticable! >w< Oh well, since the Gatti out of the bag, wanna hear why I'm so happy today Powdered crostini, pane tostato Boy?

PTB: Well, actually....I kinda wanna finish eating-

Griffon: Okay, so the reason I'm so happy is because I'm finally get a chance to sposta in on Crystal. te know, cause Jake's out sick.

PTB: *smirks* So, te ARE jelous of him.

Griffon: *blushes* S-so?! Anyway.....heres what I'm gonna do. So, if I can get Crystal all alone, I can tell her how I really feel. Then we'll kiss, eventually get married, and live happily in a quiet little town with three kids. *smiles crazily*

PTB: o.o Uh....don't te think your just planning your life with Crystal just a LITTLE to early? I mean....there are always other pesce in the sea.

Griffon: -.- No, no I don't. And your just jelous because the girl I like might actually want to baciare me one day! I mean, Phoebe didn't even want to baciare te for just a few seconds. SECONDS, powdered!

PTB: >3< Just....just.....just buzz off! *turns his back to Griffon*

**confessionals**

PTB: Oh.....my......GLOB! How on earth did Griffon find out I secretly like Phoebe. Even though....it's basicaly one sided.... *sighs sadly*

**end of confessionals**

-1 ora later-

Kate: *walks into the tent* ciao everyone! :D So, as te could've guessed, it's time for te all to get to todays challenge. Anyway, I hope te all got a snazzy breakfast because Crystal had told me about today's challenge, and it's really gonna be hard. Uh....yeah......lets get te all there then. *leaves the tent*

*everyone follows, and, when they get there, they see Crystal standing in the middle of a huge, clear feild - a devious smile on her face*

Crystal: Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to todays off the chain challenge! Hehe...yay for semi-rhyming words. :P Anyway, heres what todays challenge is! So, I've recently have been trying to decide what movie series is più epic-al. Or, as I like to call them, Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribean! (A/N: Please forgive spelling. xP) So, to help me decide, I'm gonna have both team's to be either Wizards o Pirates, and then your all gonna have an epic game of capture the flag with wands and swords! x3

Noah: And, how do te expect us to use them?

Crystal: I'm glad te asked that Noah-it-all! >D So, even though I'd Amore to see te all use swords and wands with zero experience, I've decided to get te all a trainer to...well, train te to use the equipment appropiatly. Anyway, the teacher for the pirates is....

Jake: *comes swinging in on a vine - dressed as a pirate* Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! *sticks the fake sword in the ground*

**confessionals**

Griffon: Seriously?! Jake is seriously back?! *groans* Why is my Amore life always complicated?

**end of confessionals**

Crystal: Thats right, Jake's gonna teach one lucky team how to plunder and use a sword just like good ol' Jack Sperrow! Anyway, it's time to announce who will be teaching the Wizards! So, the teachers for Wizards is... *a huge puff of smoke appears, and a figure is seen walking up. Coughing is heard in the background*

Demetry: *appears from the smoke - coughing and wearing a Wizards cape* Okay, seriously, can we go a littler lighter on the smoke successivo time? Geez, what are te trying to do, kill someone? *groans, and stands da Jake - who is semi-staring at him* What?

Jake: -.- *moves a few steps away from Demetry* Personal spazio dude.

Crystal: Well.....they seem to get along pretty well. :P So, moving on, it's time to get the teams divided! Alright, playing for the pirates is the one and only.....Team bacon, pancetta affumicata Hawks! Which mean, Team Explosion are now the Wizards!

Team BH: *cheers loudly* :D

Team Explosion: *groans* >.<

Crystal: Now, now no moaning! Anyway, all te gotta do is simple! Just let your teachers teach te about whatever your learning and make sure te use the knowledge they gave you. Anyway, I want te all to meet me back here in half an hour! So....yeah....hop to it!

*both teams go off to different parts of the woods*

-a long half ora lecture later, and with Team bacon, pancetta affumicata Hawks-

Jake: So, when te see those wimpish nerds in capes and wands trying to gaurd their flag, what exactly are te going to do? *raises an eye-brow*

All of Team BH: Get their flag, and beat their faces!

Jake: *smiles evily* We're SO gonna win this! B) *puts his sword in the air, and he leads Team BH to the feild - all of them screaming like crazy*

-with Team Explosion-

Demetry: So, when those pirates come and try to raid us with their swords and often crazy-sounding battle cry's, what are te gonna do? *raises an eye-brow*

All of Team Explosion: Hide and pray they don't find us!

Demetry: *groans* Yeah.....we're gonna lose. *guesters for everyone to follow, and they do - all in a silence*

-back in the feild-

*there is now two walls on opposite sides of the feild, flags placed behing them*

Crystal: Alright, the rules are simple! Which ever team captures the other teams flag first, are todays big winners! The only rule is....there are no rules! xD Man this is gonna be fun! Anyway, before we start the Wizard man-slaughter, *song-bell goes off* I want a plesant tune from everyone!

All: *nods*

*Drum-lke Musica starts, and both Teams go on a fake march toward eachother*

Team BH: The sun blazes red over the convention center
As red as the blood of all who enter!
That's pumped through the hearts into this fearless choir.
It's the size and the shape of a fist clenched in ire!
Team Explosion: That's raised to the sky in faith and in duty,
That holds that red sun in all its beauty
A beauty we all must ignore!
As we take the last steps to war!
All: 'Cause our movie's better than yours!
Team BH: No our movie's better than yours!
Team Explosion: Our movie's better!
All: Our movie's better than yours!
Team BH: Our movie's better!
Team Explosion: No our movie's better than yours!
All: Our movie's better!
All: Our movie's better than yours!

Crystal: Alright! Lets get this epic capture the flag game under way! So, I want te all to begin right....now!

(A/N: Okay, I know EVERYONE wants to see that game, but....it's getting REALLY late, and I'm running out of time for my deadline. Uh....yeah.....thats kinda it. :P But, don't go away just yet! Just because I have to cut out the fight still dosn't mean the ending can't be epic! So, lets just say both teams caught the flag at the same time, and are now doing a tie-breaker thing. So...yeah....sorry again for cutting out the game. :P)

Crystal: Alright, since both teams got their flag at the same time, it's time for the tie-breaker! x3 Alright, I'm gonna need one boy o girl from both team to compete in a special tie-breaker challenge!

*the teams huddle up, and both Teams choose quickly. Team BH picked Destery, and Team Explosion picked Griffon*

Crystal: Okay, were gonna go simple and do a tug-of-war game to keep things a little più fair. So....yeah, first one to fall down is immediantly the loser, and loses for their team. Okay, start....NOW!

*Destery and Griffon start to tug, but they are evenly matched. This goes on for a long time, and it almost looks like it's gonna be a tie*

**confessionals**

Jake: Okay, I know this isn't my fight, but....I CAN'T lose to that little nerd Demetry! I don;t know why but....that guy gets under my skin! *sighs* Welp, looks like I'm gonna have to do something very drastic. *smirks evily*

**end of confessionals**

Jake: *smiles evily* Hey, Griffon, I have news for you! *Griffon turns to him, but with his strength still on the rope* I kissed Crystal! Thats why I was sick yesterday! >)

Griffon: *gets a shocked look, but it slowly twist's into a face of pure rage* I'm....gonna.....friggin'.....KILL YOU! *gives the rope a great tug, and Destery is flung onto the gound. Griffon then charges over to Jake, and starts to strangle him. Jake then starts to fight back, and the two are soon in a full blown fight* She's mine!

Jake: No, she kissed me first, so she's mine!

Kate: o.o *gets in front of the camera* So....uh.....question time! *nervouse laugh goes here* So, what will the resultes be of this fight I;m refusing to mostra you? Was the song to short for your taste? Did you, and PLEASE be honest, think this episode was a HUGE waste of time and not good at all? Find out all these things and probably others successivo time on....Total Drama Rama! *turns bak to camera* BREAK IT UP OU TWO! *the screen then fades out*

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So....yeah.....I know it's poo.

Anyway, I'm SOOOO sorry for this suckish episode! >.< Blame school, homework, and a bunch of other crap! Anyway....I promise nex episode will be better! :D

Till successivo time!