Santa
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Ok i'm not talk werid like DuncanxBeth weird, i'm talking GwenxCandy canes WERID!!!
ok So frist of it was chrimas time :D and for some unknow resion i'm on my roof in short shorts and a small t-shirt(and our house....IS FUCKING BIG AS HELL!) and i'm waiting for santa....insted....Duncan comes......as SANTA!!
Well te no Trenty, gweny, and Courtney'ie, te no brigetteie, geoffie, and izzy'ie, but can te re-call...the must fucked up camper(They were deer) of them all.....JUSTIN THE UGLY RAINDEER!
so i'm right their.....seeing THIS! then....
'Ello K!' - Greg
'GREG! my long Lost imangrey friend! mom detto te ran away!' -me
'She lied.' - simba
'....EEE SIMBA!' -Me
'Hey girl shut up and take te damn present!' - Duncan
'T.T fine!' -Me
'Good!'- Duncan
'Hey! this is a pitcher of te and COURTNEY! what is this some kind of sick joke? give me a brake, and go do something i want!' -Me
'*kissing noise*' -Duncan
'K, stay right their, dont move' -Greg
'y?' - me
'Hes baciare some girl.' -Simba
(3 minents later)
Me, Greg, and Simba: *FIGHTING* LET ME SEE! NO! NOW! NO!
'HO HO HO!' - the real santa
'OMG!' -me
'Hello- WHAT THE HELL DUNCAN!' Santa
'What? its what she wanted?' -Duncan
'Just why i'm dressed as an elf i'll never no.' -heather
'Heather.....GREG te ARE SO DEAD!' -Me
'Duncan i'm gonna kick te ass!' -Santa!
(Later)
'GREG!GREG!GREG!GRE-....Hi peater pan!' -me
'Hello, have te seen holly?' -Peater pan
'What about windy, tink, and jane?' -me
'Who?'- peaterpan
'Sorry havt seen holly.' -me
'Ok...' - Peaterpan
'Ok...now to-' -ME
'WHYD te MAKE DUNCAN baciare HEATHER!?' Courtney
'Oh...shit....' - me
then i woke up!!!
greg looked something like this, but he was orange
Aydan-Welcome to T.D.N.T.M.Today we will meet 14 contestants and our 2 juges
(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)
Aydan-Time to meet the contestants
(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)
Aydan-Welcome ladies
Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned
Lyric-That make 2 of us!
Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!
Andrea- and fancy
Ava-And expensive
Aydan-Now go settle into te cabin
(hour later)
Aydan-Now te first challenge is........
To be countinued..
(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)
Aydan-Time to meet the contestants
(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)
Aydan-Welcome ladies
Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned
Lyric-That make 2 of us!
Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!
Andrea- and fancy
Ava-And expensive
Aydan-Now go settle into te cabin
(hour later)
Aydan-Now te first challenge is........
To be countinued..
Phil: last time on total drama the haunting, 2 campers got to be clowns while the rest sat down to watch it at the end jumanji won the zombies a trip home. what will happen who will loose and while my girlfriend visit find out più on this episode of total drama the haunting.
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i Lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i Lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
Brittani...
Last time on TOTAL DRAMA FREAKS
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are te people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorni and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I Amore STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorni and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" detto Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are te people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorni and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I Amore STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorni and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" detto Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
*All contestants sitting around a campfire at night*"I'm scared of bats..."Said Juno."I'm scared of you."Said Sumer."SHUT THE HECK UP!""I'm really scared of hieghts."She confessed."I'm scared of bats."Said Izzy."I'm terrfied da Justin's face and earwigs"said Brooke.
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome Musica playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do te honestly think i'd nearly kill te without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are te think te know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome Musica playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do te honestly think i'd nearly kill te without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are te think te know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
Every girl so far..
