Do NOT read this if te Amore Courtney. Don't. If te do, te have NO RIGHT to complain in the comments, because te were warned.

**Yuri's POV, Total Drama Island

Pshhhhh. Do te think I actually care? Ha. Okay, so maybe Courtney had totally threatented my relationship with my Duncan, and maybe she never misses a chance to play a joke on me o get me in trouble, o voti for me in the marshmallow, caramella gommosa e molle ceremony? Really. I didn't care.

I cared at first, but that was before. But one day, it changed everything. She... had... broke up with Duncan... on my behalf. I didn't know how it happened at first, how he acted so strangely, how he growled at me when I detto hi, how Courtney grinned at me, devilishly, evilly. How the glint in her eye was unmistakeable, how it clearly read, Ha. te see, Yuri? te see how it's like to have someone taken away from you?

I did want to kill her, I admit. I played friendly, and as I did, I didn't think about anything except for revenge. Revenge, revenge, revenge. And revenge. I went up to her, and I smiled a big sweet fake smile.
"Courtney!" I drawled. "Please, Courtney. Come with me to the forest. Come on!" I know I sounded dumb, but my tone and face was so sweet, it was hard to notice.

"Yuri? Are te okay?"
"Fine!" I laughed. "Come ON!!"
"Erm... alright, Yuri," Courtney muttered, and I knew she didn't want to come. But there was something about the fake heartbreaking sadness that lay behind a little mousy no.
"Yay! We'll have so much fun!"
"You aren't... mad at me anymore?"
"No. Why would I be?" Ha. Drama school helped too. Perfect confusion.

Courtney didn't say anything else as I dragged her towards the cliff.
"Wait." She paused. "The... I thought we were going to the forest!" For the first time ever, she actually looked a little nervous.
"No, but look down!" I detto in my honey-sweet tone.
She did, and she froze.

There was no way around it. Courtney... was scared.
"C'mon, Court!" I encouraged, putting my arm around her. "Jump!"
"No..! Yuri, no!"
"Why?" I still had the smile Frozen on me.
"I'm... I can't..." She took a deep breath. "Fine."
I was so surprised, I almost fell off the cliff myself. "What?!"
"I'll do it." Her eyes were resolved.

And she did. I waited, for almost an hour, but I didn't see Courtney come back up again.

I had done it. I had claimed my revenge. But... somehow, I didn't feel as good. Sure, it was Courtney, who had done everything to annoy me as she could, but... I felt guilty. I... had killed Courtney.

Some time later, maybe a second, maybe two days, I was sitting on the shore, asking, "Is she all right?" I knew the answer to that, but...
"Are te kidding?! We're gonna get sued!" Chris glanced wildly at me. "Courtney's lawyers are gonna let me have it!"
"I... I'm sorry." My stupid rosa glossed lips were still Frozen in a smile.
"It's not your fault, Yuri."
You have no idea.
Chris left then, leaving Courtney's body. I shuddered.

And then, not knowing what the hell I was doing, I walked towards her. I closed my eyes, and opened them again, seeing her dead body for the first time. I shivered and saw that in her hand, she clutched something.

I gingerly opened her fingers. Inside her cold, wet hand, was a rock. Well, it wasn't really a rock. It was half rock, half dust.

And, as I walked towards the girls' cabin, I knew it was true. Courtney was no longer a solid rock. She had melted into dust.