Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality mostra bitches!!
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my mostra *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it detto in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your successivo challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: ciao te look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick te off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have te seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minuti ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 ora later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at te and te have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks più bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are te still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are te ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get Frozen yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: te ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit da bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha te look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the successivo challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did te call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet te at the camp fuoco tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are te sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: te may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* ciao whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my mostra *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it detto in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your successivo challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: ciao te look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick te off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have te seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minuti ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 ora later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at te and te have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks più bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are te still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are te ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get Frozen yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: te ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit da bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha te look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the successivo challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did te call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet te at the camp fuoco tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are te sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: te may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* ciao whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed da the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the barca to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed da the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the barca to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moment i heard i was in the final 2 i was syced, but the bad thing was me and Sumer just became Friends and now we have to go against eachother, well the thing that made me win was the my step sister Heather kissed my cousin Duncan. Me and Sumer fliped, i was the winner, what was i going to do wiith all this money, idk, but i knew i was gonna throw a MASSIVE party, well the party is over, and i still have a TON of cash, so Me, Heather, and Duncan went and bought rediculous crap, and i still have a TON of cash, well i dont want to brag sorry if i was. oh and wanna know what Duncan did to me, HE TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF!!! i was being to over pretective of him so he tried to. the secondo i crossed that finish line i was like WTF!!!I WON???!?!?!?! im sorry u Lost Sumer, i feel really bad 4 ya, and to the rest of u im sorry u lost, and Ela-fant UR A FREAK!!!!!i mean that, lol, ok thx goodbye!