*Jordan, Jax, Avan's Room*
Jordan: Avan!!!!! are te done in there????
Jax: yeah i have to go bad!
Avan: Just a secound!
Jordan: te detto that a hafe an ora ago!
Avan: oh!
Jax: come on man!!!!!!!!!!!
*Gwen, Bridgette, Courtney's Room*
Bridgette: i don't think i will ever get this mud off!
Gwen: you've been washing it off all night!
Courntey: yeah!
Bridgette: i want to look good when Jordan sees me.
Gwen: I thought te liked Geoff.
Bridgette: When i steped off that bus it was Amore at first site.
Gwen: wow!
*Trent,Jar3d,Geoff's Room*
Trent: What is that on the ground??
Geoff: a tourn pice of a song Bridgette wrote me!
Jar3d: *picks up the papper and reads it* It's so sweat!
Trent: why did te tear it up?
Geoff: cause she's cheatting on me with that jordan kid!
Jar3d: and how do te now this?
Geoff: cause when i stepd off that bus yeatserday Bridgette trow a picture of me and her on the ground! And she was staring at him like she was a cute bunny!
Trent: That means nouthing............... ok ok it means alot!
Geoff: I just want him elmated!
Trent: wait your not even on a team!
Geoff: yeah your right!
Chris on inercom: Yes yes! Geoff isn't on a team! He was in the bath room at the team picking! So he will be on team lights!
Geoff: No team Action!
Chris: sorry!
*Karlie, Erica, Megan's room*
Karlie: So did te vote off Duncan?
Megan: yeah i did!
Erica: well i wonder who will in.
Megan: we have geoff on our team so who knows we are even now!
Karlie: cool!
*Noah, Leeroy, Ezekiel's Room*
Noah: *reads a book called, "all about Math"*
Leeroy: why are te Leggere a book about math it's summer?
Noah: it's lerning te should do it some times!
leeroy: yeah i will in the fall!
Noah: what ever!
Ezekiel: SO what do te think is the challnage today eh?
leeroy: I don't know
Noah: If it's a challange to see who can stay the longist with out saying eh. te will lose!
Leeroy: yeah!
Ezekiel: I bet i can stay a ong time with out saying eh eh?
Leeroy: oh te just detto it!
ezekiel: Ok starting now!
*Rayven, Lindsay, Izzy's Room*
Rayven: *see's Lindsay eating a cake* can i have some?
Lindsay: ok!
Chris on inercom: Lindsay! I woldn't do that if i was you. she gose crazyer than izzy when she eats cake!
Izzy: Thx
Lindsay: oh no te can't!
Rayven: Curse te chris!!!!!
*Rochelle, Zoey, Cody's Room*
Rochelle: *makes out with cody*
Zoey: wow!!!!!!!!
Jordan: Avan!!!!! are te done in there????
Jax: yeah i have to go bad!
Avan: Just a secound!
Jordan: te detto that a hafe an ora ago!
Avan: oh!
Jax: come on man!!!!!!!!!!!
*Gwen, Bridgette, Courtney's Room*
Bridgette: i don't think i will ever get this mud off!
Gwen: you've been washing it off all night!
Courntey: yeah!
Bridgette: i want to look good when Jordan sees me.
Gwen: I thought te liked Geoff.
Bridgette: When i steped off that bus it was Amore at first site.
Gwen: wow!
*Trent,Jar3d,Geoff's Room*
Trent: What is that on the ground??
Geoff: a tourn pice of a song Bridgette wrote me!
Jar3d: *picks up the papper and reads it* It's so sweat!
Trent: why did te tear it up?
Geoff: cause she's cheatting on me with that jordan kid!
Jar3d: and how do te now this?
Geoff: cause when i stepd off that bus yeatserday Bridgette trow a picture of me and her on the ground! And she was staring at him like she was a cute bunny!
Trent: That means nouthing............... ok ok it means alot!
Geoff: I just want him elmated!
Trent: wait your not even on a team!
Geoff: yeah your right!
Chris on inercom: Yes yes! Geoff isn't on a team! He was in the bath room at the team picking! So he will be on team lights!
Geoff: No team Action!
Chris: sorry!
*Karlie, Erica, Megan's room*
Karlie: So did te vote off Duncan?
Megan: yeah i did!
Erica: well i wonder who will in.
Megan: we have geoff on our team so who knows we are even now!
Karlie: cool!
*Noah, Leeroy, Ezekiel's Room*
Noah: *reads a book called, "all about Math"*
Leeroy: why are te Leggere a book about math it's summer?
Noah: it's lerning te should do it some times!
leeroy: yeah i will in the fall!
Noah: what ever!
Ezekiel: SO what do te think is the challnage today eh?
leeroy: I don't know
Noah: If it's a challange to see who can stay the longist with out saying eh. te will lose!
Leeroy: yeah!
Ezekiel: I bet i can stay a ong time with out saying eh eh?
Leeroy: oh te just detto it!
ezekiel: Ok starting now!
*Rayven, Lindsay, Izzy's Room*
Rayven: *see's Lindsay eating a cake* can i have some?
Lindsay: ok!
Chris on inercom: Lindsay! I woldn't do that if i was you. she gose crazyer than izzy when she eats cake!
Izzy: Thx
Lindsay: oh no te can't!
Rayven: Curse te chris!!!!!
*Rochelle, Zoey, Cody's Room*
Rochelle: *makes out with cody*
Zoey: wow!!!!!!!!
As te may of have guessed da the title, te can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be detto for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be detto for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.