This whole story is based on the Youtube video called charlie teh unicorn.
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Katie: Duncannnnn!
Sadie: Duncannnnn!
Duncan: ugh, what?
Katie: We gotta go! were burning this place down!
Duncan: Well what about all the animali in the forest?
Sadie: Well clearly their gonna BURN alot!
Katie: Well that isnt nice!
Sadie: Why dont te shut the hellll up.
Katie: No te shut the helll up.
Sadie: No te shut the helll up.
Duncan: Alright te can both go and shut the hell up.
Katie: Im not talkin to te duncan!
Sadie: Rainbow! *barfs*
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*on a bridge*
Sadie: HOLY CRAP WERE ON A BRIDGE!
Katie: oh god im falling, i had so much to live forrrrr.
Duncan: That is tragic.
Sadie: not as tragic as your face.
Duncan: That was uncalled for.
Sadie: Your face is uncalled for.
Katie: ciao guys!
Sadie: Where the hell te been?
Katie: te know, saw a movie got some coffee.
Saide: I want some coffee!
Duncan: yeah yeah, i could go for some coffee.
Sadie: Well te cant come te son of a bitch!
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*in a random erba forest area*
*they see a dinosor*
Sadie: oh look its that dinosor punk.
Katie: He owes me 20 bucks!
Saide: ciao leo, ciao LEO!
Leo: Rar rar rar.
Sadie: What the hell he sayin?
Katie: I dont know.
Leo: Rar rar rar.
Katie: i want my money leo!
*fire starts*
Sadie: Oh crap the fires back!
Katie: I WANT MY 20 BUCKS! LEO!
*leo gets caught on fire*
Katie: oh no leos on fire!
Leo: rar rar rar.
Sadie: Stop drop and roll man!
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*at a stream*
Sadie: Well here we are.
Duncan: This is lovely, this is really lovely. This is a wonderfull vacationing spot.
Sadie: Yeah this should be nice... EXCEPT FOR THAT DRAGON!
*they look up and they dont see a dragon*
Sadie: There was supposed to be a dragon there...
Duncan: Oh...
Katie: Aw man, we put a deposit down and everything!
Duncan: yeah, theres no dragon...
Sadie: Well i can SEE that obviously.
*the dragon pops up successivo to them*
Katie: oh god!
Sadie: Oh that scared the crap out of me.
Katie: Well theres the dragon...
Duncan: yep...
Sadie: Behold the horror.
Duncan: that is pretty scary...
Katie: Im hungry lets find an IHOP.
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Katie: Duncannnnn!
Sadie: Duncannnnn!
Duncan: ugh, what?
Katie: We gotta go! were burning this place down!
Duncan: Well what about all the animali in the forest?
Sadie: Well clearly their gonna BURN alot!
Katie: Well that isnt nice!
Sadie: Why dont te shut the hellll up.
Katie: No te shut the helll up.
Sadie: No te shut the helll up.
Duncan: Alright te can both go and shut the hell up.
Katie: Im not talkin to te duncan!
Sadie: Rainbow! *barfs*
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*on a bridge*
Sadie: HOLY CRAP WERE ON A BRIDGE!
Katie: oh god im falling, i had so much to live forrrrr.
Duncan: That is tragic.
Sadie: not as tragic as your face.
Duncan: That was uncalled for.
Sadie: Your face is uncalled for.
Katie: ciao guys!
Sadie: Where the hell te been?
Katie: te know, saw a movie got some coffee.
Saide: I want some coffee!
Duncan: yeah yeah, i could go for some coffee.
Sadie: Well te cant come te son of a bitch!
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*in a random erba forest area*
*they see a dinosor*
Sadie: oh look its that dinosor punk.
Katie: He owes me 20 bucks!
Saide: ciao leo, ciao LEO!
Leo: Rar rar rar.
Sadie: What the hell he sayin?
Katie: I dont know.
Leo: Rar rar rar.
Katie: i want my money leo!
*fire starts*
Sadie: Oh crap the fires back!
Katie: I WANT MY 20 BUCKS! LEO!
*leo gets caught on fire*
Katie: oh no leos on fire!
Leo: rar rar rar.
Sadie: Stop drop and roll man!
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*at a stream*
Sadie: Well here we are.
Duncan: This is lovely, this is really lovely. This is a wonderfull vacationing spot.
Sadie: Yeah this should be nice... EXCEPT FOR THAT DRAGON!
*they look up and they dont see a dragon*
Sadie: There was supposed to be a dragon there...
Duncan: Oh...
Katie: Aw man, we put a deposit down and everything!
Duncan: yeah, theres no dragon...
Sadie: Well i can SEE that obviously.
*the dragon pops up successivo to them*
Katie: oh god!
Sadie: Oh that scared the crap out of me.
Katie: Well theres the dragon...
Duncan: yep...
Sadie: Behold the horror.
Duncan: that is pretty scary...
Katie: Im hungry lets find an IHOP.
Chris:GOING THROUGH fan THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team voti someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team stella, star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM stella, star GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team stella, star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team voti someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team stella, star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM stella, star GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team stella, star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. te two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of te will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night o not but still one of te will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: grigio, dun grigio, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did te guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause te Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And te piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the successivo episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. te two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of te will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night o not but still one of te will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: grigio, dun grigio, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did te guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause te Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And te piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the successivo episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck successivo time,huh?
........…..........................eat più waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a lista of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck successivo time,huh?
........…..........................eat più waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a lista of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like te guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the spiaggia and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE da ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE da ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I secondo that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are spiaggia themed!!
Jared:Are te serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded da hot girls!
Harold:What do te mean te 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I secondo that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are spiaggia themed!!
Jared:Are te serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded da hot girls!
Harold:What do te mean te 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as te can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming pesce are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite....our contestants had to run against their will,and aydan cheated,and got elimnated..there is 5 contestants left:kari,nicole,megan,kate,and selena...who will avoid elimnation?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out successivo time on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out successivo time on total drama dynamite!