Dom: Welcome back, we are just moments away from hearing the campers’ impersonation on Scene Dom from Romano and Julietta (Dom's version of Romeo and Juliet). Okay, so here is how it will work, te will all at once say the lines, and if te mess up, then te will be taken out, well te and your partner will be. Are te ready?
Sammy: Um, this hardly seems fair…
Matt: Do te think we care?
Sammy: Well, no, not really but-
Dom: (silencing noises) don’t care. Ok, begin.
All boys: Julietta, te are the shining stella, star from the sky and te are-
Owen: (instead of te are he says) and te aren’t-
Matt: (throws balloon full of uva soda at Owen) you’re out, and te as well Kayla.
Owen: Aw, sorry Kayla.
Kayla: Ugh!! Owen!! (Sits down)
Dom: Continue.
All boys remaining: The bomb and te shall-
Justin: (instead of saying te shall he says) te shalln’t
Matt: (throws balloon) OUT!!!
Hannah: Damn it!!
Penny: Wait, before te say anything else, te didn’t pair me with anyone.
Dom: Matt!! Ugh, well te are sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza from humiliation but te are still up for getting voted off.
Penny: (silence) Mmk fair enough. (Sits down)
Matt: Let’s just skip to where the girls start talking. Action!!
All girls: Oh Romano, where art the sun? I need-
Izzy: (instead of saying I need she said) I needeth
Matt: You’re out!! (Throws balloon at Izzy)
Izzy: (laughs) sorry Jake.
Jake: It’s alright. (Thinking: they won’t vote me off anyway, if anything it will be you)
Zelda: ciao te forgot to put me with someone!!
Dom: Oy!! Shut up and sit down!!
Zelda: O-oh k-Kay.
Dom: Continue!!
All girls remaining: Warmth, to heat my cuore of gold-
Bloody Mary: (instead of cuore of oro she says) cuore of mold.
Matt: Out!! (Throws balloon at Bloody Mary)
Bloody Mary: te DARE THROW A uva SODA FILLED BALLOON AT ME?!?!?! (Strangles Matt)
Dom: (Stands up)
Mexican Jesus: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!! (Tackles Dom)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP… Please excuse the technical difficulties, while we wait for them to get out of the hospital please feel free to take a wiz, o get some food, BLINK, FOCUS, o anything else te might need to do… ♫ Elevator Musica ♫


Matt: We are back and the remaining players are Alejandro & Sammy, Duncan & Rochelle, and Dylan & Brittany. ACTION!!!!
Girls: Oh Romano, I needeth a baciare to last forever.
Boys: Alright!! (Lean in for kiss)
Duncan: I’m not going to baciare Rochelle.
Rochelle: Why not?
Duncan: Because te are annoying and whiny!
Rochelle: (Starts to cry)
Dylan: HEY!!! Don’t te talk to my girlfriend like that!
Duncan: I’m not scared of you.
Dylan: (Tackles Duncan) Take it back o I will break your arm!!
Duncan: N-Nev- alright I’m sorry Rochelle!!
Dylan: (Gets off of Duncan) te better never talk to her like that again. Because if te do, it won’t be pretty.
Duncan: Whatever.
Dom: Alright, da default, Alejandro and Sammy win… (At elimination ceremony) Okay, I’m going to vote off two people, and those two people are Duncan and Gwen.
Gwen: I haven’t even done anything besides keep your-
Matt: (Eyes wide) te saw that?
Gwen: Yes, I did, everyone Matt and-
Dom: Quick!! (Throws Gwen and Duncan into a bag, then throws them into the wilderness) Until successivo time!!!


Afterwards back at camp
Rochelle: (Approaches Dylan) ciao thanks for that thing that te did for me.
Dylan: I wasn’t going to allow him to do that to you. I can’t stand to see te cry. Because te mean the world to me.
Rochelle: It doesn’t feel like it.
Dylan: Will this prove it? (Kisses)
Rochelle: Yes!! (Starts to rain)
Dylan: We should get inside.
Rochelle: Nope. (Kissing Dylan)