A hilarious lista of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, o I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)
Genre: Humor/Parody
Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.
Eva: I like, Amore life, like, a lot, like ya totally!
Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!
Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!
Katie: I'm ugly.
Sadie: I hate Katie!
Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.
Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.
Cody: I'm not a ladies man.
Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!
Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!
Harold: I have no wiked skills.
Trent: Gwen...
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